No wonder women are miserable!

[Harmony]

No, no no. You see guys, we do ask you things when you are in the same room, but you chose not to hear
In one ear, out the other. So of course when we ask again and by then you are in another room, you suddenly hear some grumble and listen clearer.

As for leakage.. could say the same about you men too
At least most women have a good excuse, usually it is from having children, it weakens that area, what excuse do you guys have?

In fact, for a lot of guys, it starts early on in life. How many times do you guys leave the bathroom, pull up your pants (underwear) and because you don't shake well enough, leave a wet patch?

Yeah yeah, I could come up with a few about men too

 

[FrankieOliver]

No, no no. You see guys, we do ask you things when you are in the same room, but you chose not to hear
In one ear, out the other. So of course when we ask again and by then you are in another room, you suddenly hear some grumble and listen clearer.

As for leakage.. could say the same about you men too
At least most women have a good excuse, usually it is from having children, it weakens that area, what excuse do you guys have?

In fact, for a lot of guys, it starts early on in life. How many times do you guys leave the bathroom, pull up your pants (underwear) and because you don't shake well enough, leave a wet patch?

Yeah yeah, I could come up with a few about men too

There's no denying it, but this doesn't apply to me, of course. I'm a type-a, Virgo dude, so careful attention to wiping in the nether regions is of the utmost importance. Por exemplo, if I take a shower and soon after find myself having to do a #2, it's straight back in there for another swim. My wife will verify this. But remember the old adage: No matter how much we shake and dance, the last drop always ends up in our pants.

 

[KP]

It`s not just English Women Cookie.Maria does the wait until you`re in another Room thing too,and She`s Italian,well Sicilian Actually.I spend most of my time at Home doing the same thing "What" "Eh!".Then when i don`t hear Her she goes into some wierd Italian Rant.Like it`s all my fault.

My wife is German... and she loves to be 2 or 3 rooms away to discuss something. And it is always the same result... "you aren't listening" or "you must have a hearing problem". But we still love them. I have known my wife now for 42 years and don't think I want to go elsewhere at this point in life.

 

[Jason]

No, no no. You see guys, we do ask you things when you are in the same room, but you chose not to hear
In one ear, out the other. So of course when we ask again and by then you are in another room, you suddenly hear some grumble and listen clearer.

As for leakage.. could say the same about you men too
At least most women have a good excuse, usually it is from having children, it weakens that area, what excuse do you guys have?

In fact, for a lot of guys, it starts early on in life. How many times do you guys leave the bathroom, pull up your pants (underwear) and because you don't shake well enough, leave a wet patch?

Yeah yeah, I could come up with a few about men too

Huh? Why are you always posting at me from another forum where I can't read you! Change your undies and get back in the right forum!

 

[RMC1]

Very true KP.Maria can be an infuriating pain in the Ass at times.But i love her beyond words.She puts up with so much,and still runs the Household and raises our Daughter.While i`m off doing what i do.I still thank God for the Day i met Her. Damn, i hope She doesn`t read this

 

[KP]

Got that right Rich... we do not want them to know what we really think...

 

[LazyDays]

We had to have the tv on. Matron has the tv on in every room she goes in and leaves it on when she leaves. I spend my life following the old cow around turning things off. Very frustrating. And when she's with me she won't say anything. No, she'll wait until I'm in another room or she has gone to another room and then she'll ask me something. I spend my life going "What?" or "Eh!" It drives me fucking nuts and I'm convinced it's deliberate.

It's just the opposite here, my husband is constantly starting a conversation from another room. Drives me nuts. And I'm always turning lights off that he leaves on for no apparent reason.

 

[FrankieOliver]

It's just the opposite here, my husband is constantly starting a conversation from another room. Drives me nuts. And I'm always turning lights off that he leaves on for no apparent reason.

It took me a while to...eh...recall, but I'm quite guilty of it myself. Where did it all begin? Hmm?

 

[Harmony]

It's just the opposite here, my husband is constantly starting a conversation from another room. Drives me nuts. And I'm always turning lights off that he leaves on for no apparent reason.

Yes Lazydays! My ex was the exact same! Now my son

Not to forget, leaving cupboard doors open, leaving socks down corner of sofa, washing on floor (next to washing basket), leaving toilet seat up, missing the toilet pan( lol) and.. well we could go on couldn't we

And the famous one, how come they can never remember what they went to the grocery store for? Coming back with half the list

 

[Boleskinehouse]

I'm good at grocery shopping. The only time I'd be really bad at it is after smoking a bit of englun. I'd come back with everything except what's on the list.

 

[73roadrunner]

I'm good at grocery shopping. The only time I'd be really bad at it is after smoking a bit of englun. I'd come back with everything except what's on the list.

Thankfully I've never gone grocery shopping after smokin



I think I might be the only dude I know who puts the seat down....

 

[Boleskinehouse]

Nope. I put the seat down. Bubby has trained me well over the years. I don't even think about it anymore.

 

[73roadrunner]

Oh shit, that makes 2 of us!!!

 

[AXE]

Who? Who may I ask saunters into the can, drops trow and squats with out looking first?

If the seat is up, put it down.

And why can't the ladies leave it lifted for those who tend to miss the target.

It's the goose gander syndrome...

 

[The_Sentry]

Hmmm...Interesting.

So...Cookie, would it be sort of "out of the realm" to assume she's taken out a large life insurance policy against you?

 

[Cookie-boy]

I'm good at grocery shopping. The only time I'd be really bad at it is after smoking a bit of englun. I'd come back with everything except what's on the list.

Fifteen jars of marmite and twelve tins of spam!!!

 

[Jason]

Who? Who may I ask saunters into the can, drops trow and squats with out looking first?

If the seat is up, put it down.

And why can't the ladies leave it lifted for those who tend to miss the target.

It's the goose gander syndrome...

Yeah, I know... I totally agree with you. In fact, I wrote an essay in high school on that exact subject. I made sure to use the word "ass" as many times as possible... it was quite a riot when I read it to the class.

But... the reality is it's a battle you will NEVER win. I gave up.

 

[denimcatfish]

I'm glad my husband and I are nothing like that. We don't even really watch TV and are almost always in the same room. The only issues we have is his procrastination and my temper during PMS.

And husband leaves the seat down because I need to go more than he does...

 

[GibsonRocker]

Ohh, Cookie Boy, where would we be without your infinite wisdom?

 

[Cookie-boy]

And husband leaves the seat down because I need to go more than he does...

May I reccomend "Tenna Lady Pads". You'll safely be able to empty your bladder without leaving the comfort of your sofa and your loving husbands side!