Phase 1: Collect Underpants

[Harmony]

I've had my panties stolen and a bra from my suitcases, three times upon returning from vacations.
There are some weird people working in airports.

 

[Digger]

Well he does look a little crotchety.

Briefly, he won't be lingerieng around now, however he tries to jockey around it.

Silly bugger!

 

[Donal]

 

[lancpudn]

 

[Marshall & Moonshine]

What a dick*ead..that is just weird..

Wonder what changes when he rips some down, only to be facing the owner with a black
Gun in hand ?

If an owner chased me down with a black, I'd be pretty scared, gun or not.

 

[Tone deaf]

I was up in Maine with a friend years ago and we were looking through some abandoned buildings on her family property. We found one shed that was full of old pantyhose. And when full I mean there may have been a thousand pair. No idea where they came from. I wanted to believe they were somehow used to catch fish, but...

Not sure how to catch fish with them. However, they are good for straining paint and breaking up ice dams (in gutters). They are also good for wearing in your ice skates (yep).

 

[sonar1]

Not sure how to catch fish...

I had a girlfriend with a tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh.

When you put your ear up to it you could smell the ocean.

 

[Maynar]

I had a girlfriend with a tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh.

When you put your ear up to it you could smell the ocean.

 

[Maynar]

Smell of the ocean good, smell of ocean denizens, not so much.

 

[Digger]

Smell of the ocean good, smell of ocean denizens, not so much.

Most evocative smell in the world IMO

 

[sonar1]

Most evocative smell in the world IMO

Low tide?