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[JTM45]

Flatulence.

My wife ripped one under the covers in the middle of the night that ran off the cat, woke me up, stripped the paint off the walls and she kept snoring

Feck me! I had no idea that women farted and pooped, I'm ruined

 

[Harmony]

Impossible, I believe you were dreaming.

 

[Meatwad]

 

[Laggspike]

my ex sounded like a horse when she farted.

 

[babalooga]

My wife answers to "Thunderbutt", or "Fartzilla". OP you just now gettin around to figuring it out?

 

[electric head]

I kid you not I was in the 6th grade before I realized girls passed gas.
I grew up in a household full of sisters,mom and grandmom and never heard it at home...
Now my brother and I were champs at burping and farting...

 

[rockstar232007]

Flatulence.

My wife ripped one under the covers in the middle of the night that ran off the cat, woke me up, stripped the paint off the walls and she kept snoring

Feck me! I had no idea that women farted and pooped, I'm ruined

[ame]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C7JZ4F3zJdY[/ame]

 

[Mule Train]

Fight fire with fire.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnH2pgtt7_I[/ame]

 

[LP121]

Retaliate by giving her the old "Dutch oven".

 

[Byron999]

Its hard to look at them the same way.....

 

[Frogfur]

according to my sister, girls "fluff"..they don't fart.

just say'n

 

[bulletproof]

We had a bunch of ROTC kids in for some training right around '92,I remember it vividly because of the one female butterbar....She was a drinking,cussing,farting,dip chewing firecracker,man!! Loved that girl,I dont know where she ended up or if she even went AD....But...

Came time for me to round up a bunch for OPFOR,she stepped right up,put a dip in and ripped one....Im telling y'all,if she coulda pissed standing up,I would have had her on my team in a flash

 

[Harmony]

 

[sk8rat]

 

[50WPLEXI]

You have no choice but to return fire. May I suggest the time honored "Hot Pocket"

 

[Kashmir]

What gets me about it is how they'll always holler and say things like "Yuck!" when a guy farts, and then they'll chuckle when they do it.

 

[Davio]

my ex sounded like a horse when she farted.

Yep! He's all better now!

 

[Davio]

Yes, nearly all women fart. I think there are only two that never did: My Mom and Aunt Bea.

 

[Marshall & Moonshine]

Somehow, this thread is still better than election news.

 

[E1WOOD5150]

My lovely wife totally went chemical warfare one evening in the crowded checkout line at a grocery store. The checkout lady, elderly female customer checking out in front of us, and the attractive lady behind us in line ALL thought I committed this heinous crime against humanity. I was completely trapped in line, tears in my eyes, and couldn't even defend myself.

When we finally made it to my truck, I laughed so hard, but she told me that we'd best move on quickly, or I'd be needing a new truck.