So this whole Hostess ordeal is getting out of hand.
I work in a grocery store and typically take phone calls for people looking for specific items. Over the past three days, countless people have called asking if we have Hostess products left... we don't.
So last night, I'm on my break, I get paged to take a phone call and when I answered it, this lady was screaming at her kids about nothing. So I'm listening to her scream and finally I yell "What do you need!?" because she won't shut up. She said "I need Twinkies... Please tell me you have some." I told her we're out and she asks if I can go in the back and check for more. Well, since we don't keep backstock of Hostess products because it's brought in by vendors, I told her we have nothing.
I shit you not, the lady started crying over the phone. She started begging me to find some. "Can't you get on your computer and see if your other stores have any?" Uh, no, we don't have a system that inventories each and every one of the hundreds of thousands of items in a grocery store. After she started sobbing, she said thanks and hung up and I just started laughing.
If you cry over Twinkies, you need to reevaluate your priorities in life.