To The Ladies Of MLP

[BillB1960]

Well, in that case, I'm going all the way and changing my previous statement from this:



To this:

My penis is the size of an infant's forearm.

 

[Tim Fezziwig]

mOst certainly not. I'm not holding hands nor giving group hugs any longer. Burn me once, shame on you. Burn me twice......I won't be burned twice.

This is why Strat rules. I think "NOW WHAT IS HE DOING?"
Something bad

 

[mgenet]

If women knew what men were really thinking...they'd never stop slapping us.

AND we'd like it!


Especially if sex was involved.

 

[Mike's_LP]

I work at festivals during summer and every year at beer stands we have Sharps or some other non alcoholic beer. It's hilarious because we'll go through 70-80 kegs in a day just at one stand yet not go through a full case of Sharp cans in 4 days

I look at non-alcoholic beer the same way I look at decaffeinated coffee: WHAT'S THE FARKIN' POINT???



You guys seem to have all the women comments covered...

 

[mgenet]

I look at non-alcoholic beer the same way I look at decaffeinated coffee: WHAT'S THE FARKIN' POINT???



You guys seem to have all the women comments covered...

When I smoked cigarettes it was the same feeling. Why bother
with the filter. Just a bunch of sissies using filters to protect them
from what? Less cancer? Less emphysema? Give one a break...

 

[tazzboy]

Does l.a_girl19 count?

 

[mgenet]

Does l.a_girl19 count?

Don't know, ask her.

 

[McCloud9]

Everyone on the internet is hung like John Holmes...

And that includes half of the "women"!!! Remember these words after you arrive home with yo ur internet date and she's got a bigger package than you do!!!

 

[Harmony]

If women knew what men were really thinking...they'd never stop slapping us.

Oh believe me we do Bill. We are not that naive
We just prefer to let men think we are.

 

[Harmony]

They are all fine young ladies for putting up with all us on here. They probrably sit and laugh a us cause we all gossip and tell tales and argue more than old ladies do. WE are all a bunch of cluckin chickens.

You don't know how true that is!

 

[X–Ray]

yeah i did and im sorry girls. They dont post much and they slipped my mind. I guess spacebubby and ten years gone too but they havnt been here in a long while. They are all fine young ladies for putting up with all us on here. They probrably sit and laugh a us cause we all gossip and tell tales and argue more than old ladies do. We are all a bunch of cluckin chickens.

u is whipped – bad

 

[BillB1960]

Oh believe me we do Bill. We are not that naive
We just prefer to let men think we are.

I don't think you can fathom the depths of depravity which lurk in the minds of men. We're capable of thoughts which would curl your hair and scar you for life.

 

[Harmony]

I don't think you can fathom the depths of depravity which lurk in the minds of men. We're capable of thoughts which would curl your hair and scar you for life.

Oh yes we can fathom alright. Any woman just reading some of the things posted on this forum can get a real insight if they didn't already know

 

[ZoomZilla]

What is the ratio of actual women on here vs. dudes that pose as women?

To the dudes who pose as women - Kill em with fire!

 

[blusmbl]

Wemenz love to be objectified!

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.

 

[6stringer]

 

[Nightrain]

They'd need WiFi.. who has a desktop on their kitchen?

*prepares for ultra e-slap*

 

[SneakySnakeLady]

After dating Bling for six years and working in a hospital theres really nothing a bunch of dudes on an internet forum can say that comes as any big shock anymore lol.

 

[ptate]

Womenz all think like men; they're just evil and keep us hanging on because it's some humiliation thing for them....

They've got even dirtier minds than us, but keep it to their evil little covens that gather on "girls" nights, where they allegedly practice the art of putting on makeup, talking about sex toys, men and playing with lesbianism.....

I knows the truth and it ain't pretty...!!!

 

[mgenet]

Womenz all think like men; they're just evil and keep us hanging on because it's some humiliation thing for them....

They've got even dirtier minds than us, but keep it to their evil little covens that gather on "girls" nights, where they allegedly practice the art of putting on makeup, talking about sex toys, men and playing with lesbianism.....

I knows the truth and it ain't pretty...!!!

ALL of them?

Okay, then.