Halloween Pranks.

[Scooter2112]

Tantalum.... please post us some pics after Halloween. I'm betting that you'll be the hottest looking Slash in all of Australia.

I did this for a few years and scared the crap out of many a youngster (and their moms) - Get some over-sized flannels and jeans and put them on. Stuff leaves all around you (between your skin and the clothes) so that you look like every other Halloween stuffed dummy and prop yourself up against a tree by the front door. When the kiddies stroll by, just reach out and grab a leg, or speak softly when they're not looking. Just the hesitant look on their face is priceless. You're going to have to fab a stuffed head as well. Make sure that you wear some thermals underneath so all those scratchy leaves don't irritate your skin.

Note of caution: Beware of hoodlums with BB-guns and kids who like to light stuff on fire.

 

[TantalumKristel]

That's awesome! I wish we could do that...but trick or treaters don't even come...well they didn't last year.

I will post photos indeed! On the Halloween Costumes thread.

I just elbowed my printer by accident and it started doing things...!

 

[05jrock]

Probably nothing. Or all black so the kids don't see me hiding with the hose.

dude,you have to wear hockey mask if you dress all in black.

 

[InfiniteeZ]

I've got an idea. Hide the '76 JMP to side of the house. When I see sneaky teenagers, I'll give 'em an A chord they'll never forget!

I was thinking more along the lines of Pick Scratching the low E string with the volume on full blast

 

[Vintage_Burster]

Yeah....we've all got that crap coming back to us in spades. It was fun at the time....and nobody died from it. But payback is a bitch.

Reminds me of a true story from when I was a kid:

We lived in a semi-rural suburb and had a Christmas tree farm across the street from my house. Big open field backed by woods and sparse pine trees dotting the open field. The old man who ran the place had died and the family was no longer selling Christmas trees, so the trees just grew and stayed in the field. PERFECT place to hide out and bomb cars with snow balls. Even police cars were fair game.

We'd get 5,6, 8, 10 of us out in that field, well hidden amongst the Christmas trees and have a field day on passing cars on our low-traffic main road. Once in a great while, some red-ass would abandon his rig and chase us in knee-high snow, but that was usually futile. After all, we had the home-field advantage. We knew all the routes through the woods, over the creeks, and back again. Made for great stories once the initial terror wore away. Phew!

One day, as each one of us grew more bold than the next, and tried to outdo the others in bravery, we found ourselves breaking from our pine cover to allow our victims to see the whites of our eyes as we attacked with our snowballs. As my neighbors turn came up, he ran from his tree cover, out in the open toward this passing car. Just as he was about to fire, the car came to a screeching halt and the drivers door flew open. We all froze and peaked out from our pine shelters. Just then we heard the man shout: "Go ahead....do it!! I did it all the time when I was a kid, I figure that I have it coming to me." WHAT???? -We couldn't believe what we were hearing.

After his repeated pleas to fire our snowballs on his car, we gingerly obliged his request, one by one, and all had a big laugh. He thanked us and laughed as he drove away. His karma in tow. (True story).

What a rockin dude! Hmm, since we dont have snow here, karma would be a bitch. Big sticks and berrys do the trick fine

 

[coldsteal2]

someone called and left a message for me on my
phone machine in a demon voice, i about craped my
pants it sounded so real.
never did find out who did it, i kept the tape to
its really scary

PS the odd thing was the phone never rang, the machine just
came on and the message was left

 

[mikemack]

When I was a kid on into my teens, we used to do all the typical Halloween stuff. Egging houses and cars, smashing Jack o Lanterns, Rolling the mean teacher's houses with TP. Now that I'm at the ripe old age of 32, I'm worried about being on the receiving end of all that foolishness.

I probably deserve it.

I'm thinking about hiding in the yard with the garden hose just in case.

I did all the same things when I was younger. Then in my mid 30's I bought my first brand new truck. Halloween night somebody threw a pumpkin through the back window of it I was pissed, but then I thought ...I guess you had that comming to you score 1 for karma

 

[bildozr]

someone called and left a message for me on my
phone machine in a demon voice, i about craped my
pants it sounded so real.
never did find out who did it, i kept the tape to
its really scary

PS the odd thing was the phone never rang, the machine just
came on and the message was left

You can do that by pressing a couple buttons, it'll og straight to voicemail.

I now this girl who does a creepy demon voice.
Can't wait until next week.

 

[coldsteal2]

You can do that by pressing a couple buttons, it'll og straight to voicemail.

I now this girl who does a creepy demon voice.
Can't wait until next week.

They used some kind of frequency box
or something, its super deep voice and
says my name very creepy.
It was scarey enough that i sent it to
Coast To Coast and they had it on thier
site for a while back in 2000 i think it was

 

[Boleskinehouse]

Yearly bump.

 

[Boleskinehouse]

Nobody has any stories?

 

[spacebubby]

Not that they want to share. You're the one with all the messed up stories.

 

[ace924]

Every posted when they were a kid or in teens. Heck what aobut adulthood. OCT1 to OCT31 beware. About 5 years ago we set up a whole living room on a friends front lawn. Wake up to see that in the morning when your leaving for work. TV, couch, chair, lamps, rug. It RULED. I have had my garage shrink wrapped and a toilet with a dummy was taking a crap on my front lawn. This year has been very calm due to the fact our little group has been somewhat distance form each other due to divorces and other stupid shit.