Peeing- Standing Up or Sitting Down?

[12watt]

I am very short-sighted and without my contact lenses or glasses on, I prefer to sit.
In the event of equipment malfunction the first alert I'll get is the sound of pee on something other than water.

 

[12watt]

when i was a kid i tried to run while peeing.

took my junk out and started to take a leak in the middle of the yard, took my hands away and took off running while pissing.

dont know why i wanted to try this, but i did.

pissed all over myself.

Not too up on physics then?

 

[Mattyboy]

sometimes i do a crab walk stance and see if i can hit the bowl.

I remember when I was about 5 years old, I pissed in my sandbox. That was the first pants down ass whoopin' that I remember getting.

 

[Bigfoot410]

Got a stupid vine on a little barn that's gonna be torn down this year. Wife says ya can't kill the stuff. I say I can and almost have. I prefer to pee on my barn with my hands on my hips swayin' in the wind.

 

[Eric Smith]

This is hysterical. I used to have a girfriend who's poodle did this. The thought was that when he was being potty trained it was winter and his feet would get cold.

 

[Pinkie]

sometimes i do a crab walk stance and see if i can hit the bowl.

Now that is weird.

 

[Byron999]

pee sitting down clip - YouTube

Got it all on DVD, our favorite show.



here is another classic

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCodaoMt8XE]Larry David Pisses on Picture of Jesus - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Phil47uk]

I got the women in a school a beauty not long ago.

There are about two male members of staff and about twenty five women, so the women tend to use both toilets.

I walked into the staff room where about twenty women were having a coffee break and said.

"Ok ladies.. how many of you gals believe in equal rights for men and women?" Without exception they all put their hands up.

"Good" I said..
"The next time one of you uses the mens toilet would you mind putting the seat back up when you've finished"....

You should have seen their faces...

 

[bscenefilms]

I got the women in a school a beauty not long ago.

There are about two male members of staff and about twenty five women, so the women tend to use both toilets.

I walked into the staff room where about twenty women were having a coffee break and said.

"Ok ladies.. how many of you gals believe in equal rights for men and women?" Without exception they all put their hands up.

"Good" I said..
"The next time one of you uses the mens toilet would you mind putting the seat up when you've finished"....

You should have seen their faces...

I love you Phil - That's EXACTLY what I would have done

In other news... I stand by my original post:

Women sit.
Men stand.

To add to that, if a man sits to pee, he is whipped. That being said, if I am going to get whipped, that's what I want whipping me

 

[Arkog]

I'm very long so I get to pee and test the water temperature.

 

[Phil47uk]

I love you Phil - That's EXACTLY what I would have done

....

One smart arse woman said.."Well, why cant you just put it up?"
I replied.. " For the same reason we can never put down madam".

That shut her up...

 

[Hack]

I'm very long so I get to pee and test the water temperature.

Then you should hold your balls up!

 

[Tenacious T]

Day time...stand.

Middle of the night, half asleep pee....sit.

It's pretty simple really.

 

[bscenefilms]

I'm very long so I get to pee and test the water temperature.

Yeah - I do that as I test the depth as well.

 

[basschick22]

You boys and your pissing matches!

 

[Byron999]

Then you should hold your balls up!

I think thats only a problem for the 50+. Ever notice how often you sit on those nuggets.

 

[slapshot]

Men stand.
Women sit.
/thread

i've seen plenty of "women" split the whisker standing up

 

[bscenefilms]

i've seen plenty of "women" split the whisker standing up

Clearly in opposition to the way that nature intended.

 

[Lampens]

When I wake up in the middle of the night, half drunk and with a bladder that's about to burst and I always have a boner. Don't even mention the nookie bit. I piss over half the toilet. I tried it sitting down once but the boner is aimed right underneath the toilet seat and over the bowl and I ended up pissing straight into the washing machine.

 

[grtyuh]

Too drunk to stand

Only exception for me. Otherwise I stand.