The "Dark Ages" which also gave us neck volutes, pancake bodies, and 13 lb Les Pauls with finishes so thick it makes an Epis poly look vintage nitro thin.
I just can't grasp this. Give me one negative about volutes, other than you think they're ugly because they don't match your perception of the master race of vintage bursts. They added headstock stability, and the entire idea was to minimize breaks at the weakest point on the neck. It also added weight to the headstock, which in theory, should provide for better sustain. I think they should have kept them.
Pancake bodies? They have a great sound! By your standard, you must think all VMs, The Pauls, Artisans, and Raw Powers suck because they don't have that perfect ratio of mahogany back and maple top.
13lb LPs... Yeah. I'll give you that one. Can't argue against it. But I, for one, don't mind a little extra weight, and I know there are others out there who agree.
But the finish, THE FINISH. Have you
seen the current finish they use? I'm pretty sure they use at least a little poly on Gibsons now. At least, that shit peels like poly when you strip the finish. You're talking about thick finishes when you should be complaining about clown bursts.