You Give Me Hope and Constipation

[Tim Fezziwig]

I'm in training for a HUGE FEZZbelt title defense on June 1st-cardio is the key-weight-lifting is useless=speed=POWER. I pulled into the

parking lot. I saw Mrs. FEZZ's car. We meet at the gym. We used to meet at the bookstore when we were dating. I entered the gym,

"Hi Timothy."
"No need to call me that, I'm easy, call me Joe if you prefer, I know it is hard to remember faces."
"Oh, you and your wife stick out."
"We've heard that before."
"She just came in 5 minutes ago."
"She told me some PERVERT went into the ladies locker room yesterday....looking for his kid."
"Yes, we heard, he is sorry."
'No, he is not. I know the "game'- Son-go into that room-I'll come "find you----OK DADDY."
" I never thought of that."
"You are an innocent. If he goes in again I'm going to break his hands."

The gal gets nervous,

"I'm teasing. SATAN will take care of him."

I stormed off. PERVERTS EVERYWHERE!

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I put on my headphones.....scroll through my MP4----

Albert Collins
Alex De Grassi
Art Blakey
Badlands-Tribute to Bruce

DOGGONE IT! I have the wrong memory card. This is my Jazz+Blues+Misc card

I need hard driving music when I pump the pedals.

"No, Tim you don't. You must prevail."
"You're right SNOWMAN FEZZ. You pick my music."

SNOWMAN FEZZ scrolls, hands me the MP4. I put on my headphones.

ELVIS! LEGACY ONSTAGE LIVE EDITION!

SEE SEE RIDER---YES! James Burton-Elvis

Polk Salad...

I'm sweating. Burning BIG calories

The Wonder of You alt take,

Elvis jokes"You give me hope and constipation".......I LOVE YOU ELVIS

Then...........Somebody touches my butt, I'm ready to ...........

KRIPES----It was Mrs. FEZZ....

"Hi, how long you been here?"
"4444444444444.......
"What?"
"Sorry, you startled me, I was into THE ELVIS zone- I thought a pervert was grabbing me>>>>
" Relax, sometimes I'm not sure if you're kidding."
"You know Mrs. FEZZ, ELVIS could do no wrong-he flubs a line-it is perfect."
" You are so serious."
"Let's go into the pool."
"Yeah, you need to "cool off."
" Yes, be careful in the locker room-PERVERTS EVERYWHERE!

 

[LtDave32]

Hope and constipation?

I ask you Tim, how can you have one without the other?

 

[Tim Fezziwig]

Hope and constipation?

I ask you Tim, how can you have one without the other?

Lt, I read it was a "veiled" reference to his opiate addiction. I hate this "theory." Elvis was "cutting up." James Burton is pure guitar goodness. I'm still riding my Elvis+Burton high.

 

[Tim Fezziwig]

I love this guitar playing RIP Mr. Burton- a sweet "fill" machine. Elvis bringing the passion.....this is no joke

 

[bulletproof]

Lt, I read it was a "veiled" reference to his opiate addiction. I hate this "theory." Elvis was "cutting up." James Burton is pure guitar goodness. I'm still riding my Elvis+Burton high.

Nawww man,it’s about all about his fried banana,bacon and peanut butter sandwiches!!!
The Love!???? The Constipation!??? He was definitely cutting up!!!

 

[Tim Fezziwig]

I love this guitar playing RIP Mr. Burton- a sweet "fill" machine. Elvis bringing the passion.....this is no joke

Sorry, James is alive! GREATNESS walks this planet.

 

[Tim Fezziwig]

Nawww man,it’s about all about his fried banana,bacon and peanut butter sandwiches!!!
The Love!???? The Constipation!??? He was definitely cutting up!!!

b, "theorists" need to be whipped with barb wire!

 

[bulletproof]

b, "theorists" need to be whipped with barb wire!

Yes they do! Bunch of ingrates and communists!!

 

[Tim Fezziwig]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring
"Yeah?"
"Tim?"
"Who is this?"
"Your wife!"
"Sorry, I'm still "cooling down."
"I bought two lamps, is this OK?"
"ANYTHING you do is fine."
" Thanks. How do "feel."
"Real good. Even."
"Even? You sound worked up."
"No, the air in this place is charged."
" You need a break."
"Soon. I'll take off a day in October."
"October?"
" I mean next month."
" See you in an hour."
"Love you, could you make me some mint tea?"
"Love you, sure."

She always wants me to "relax+take time off"-----she doesn't realize -HEAVY IS THE WAIST THAT WEARS THE BELT!

 

[electric head]

Always have really liked Elvis.
In 1982 we jumped on the cable bandwagon and one of the first movies that came on was this on HBO..

Totally blew me away.

 

[artis_xe]

Hope and constipation?

I ask you Tim, how can you have one without the other?

( like diarrhea and desperation )

 

[bulletproof]

It’s all the Colonels fault.....

 

[Tim Fezziwig]

like diarrhea and desperation

a, I've been there. Funny thing is, I went to Mexico and gained weight! No squirts. Its good we are not neighbors,I could see "dueling breakdowns" weekly.

 

[electric head]

well now we need dueling banjos

 

[Bobby Mahogany]

I acknowledge seeing this thread.

 

[Frogfur]

b, "theorists" need to be whipped with barb wire!

You left out the tared, feathered and run outa town on a rail. Lets finish job!
Dang big city carpet baggers anyway ..

 

[JTM45]

Here I was thinking this was about Cheese and a colon cleanse

 

[Tim Fezziwig]