Yawn! Just Got My 10,000 Like! Where is My PRIZE?

[Hairless_Ape]

One more prize for ya Timmeh...




Breakfast with the Ape!

 

[Tim Fezziwig]

One more prize for ya Timmeh...




Breakfast with the Ape!

Ape you are close. Someday we will meet. I'll buy you lunch or breakfast. Would love to promote w/you.

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

One more prize for ya Timmeh...




Breakfast with the Ape!

beast!

I like the way you think,....er...eat.

 

[purpleguitarboy]

Tim Fezz here at my chipped table. Satisfied? NO WAY! Brandoman gave me my first like on 2/27/11 at 13 pm EST . He "liked" my GREAT thread"Rockin' on a Saturday Night Can't be BEAT". I had to scroll back 652 pages of "likes" to find it. Alittle more than a year later. I have 10,000 likes.

"GREAT WORK TIM T!"
"Thanks Fezz"
"I wrote most of the GREAT threads,You write the navel-grazing CRAP"
"Can't you let me enjoy the moment?"
"No, "likes" mean nothing. CASH TALKS!
"That is a BAD attitude"
"Sure it is. Virtual likes? Do they buy Mrs. Fezz jewels?"
"No, I'm working on REAL fame,this is "practice""
"I"M WAITING!"

Fezz is NEVER satisfied. That is why I LOVE him. When Tim T feels doubt,Fezz comes RIGHT away. He never complains >>>Well he does if I get TOO soft. He is a FORCE OF NATURE!

Well ,now I got 10'000 plus likes.Northern Guitar Guy gave me LUCKY 10'000 at
9:04 am EST . It was on my GREAT" ON Marraige" thread.Thanks Northern. I appreciate it.

Many people>The ones that write CRAP threads> say "likes" mean NOTHING!


Then why are you here?

To not be read?

SURE?

You want some props. That is why we ALL join forums. Hate the lights? The scorn? The trolls? Then take up knitting. I'm here to DESTROY!

I was TOO polite when I first joined MLP. I showed"legends" respect. I was a Fool. Why kiss ANY rings? There are two people I "suck up to" on guitar forums. They shall remain NAMELESS! This thread is about me. They know who they are. Both are "class" acts. I'm not!

I'm ALWAYS Hungry. I know I have"genius" in me. I just have trouble releasing it. What could help? Drugs?NO! Alcohol? NO! Sex? No! Insanity? YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!

I use the term "insanity". PoppyCock! IT IS ART! I can be as DULL as anyone.
"Hi I'm Tim. I'm 45! I'm a social worker!"= SNOOZE

I re-open my third eye and the GATES open. Link Wray talks to me. Demons and angels converse with me. INSTANT ART! JUST TAPPING INTO THE DARK? SIDE. I don't know what it is? I like it .

I'm so confident I give away my "secrets" . Why Not? You can lead a horse to ART,you can't make the poor horse drink from the stream.

I think I'll eat some spaghetti and celebrate. Not my 10,000 'likes". No, I'm going to celebrate ART! That is what moves me. Can I alienate EVERYONE? Can I "turn" some COLD FISH ? Can I REALLY become a FuzzGod ?

ATTENTION WHORE?

YES I AM! AT LEAST I ADMIT IT!

"Nice Fezz. I like your JUICE!"

"Sure you do Tim,You created me"
"I did?"
"Yes,I have always been waiting. It took you 26 years before you found me."
"I love you Fezz!"
"Thanks,kid"

Signing out from Like-adelphia
Tim? Fezz? T?

How to Win Friends and Influence People - Dale Carnegie - YouTube

Fezziwig, your mind kinda guy

 

[Tim Fezziwig]

Fezziwig, your mind kinda guy

Thanks Purple. I ONLY KISS MY OWN BUTT! Tastes like candy

 

[Hairless_Ape]

Ape you are close. Someday we will meet. I'll buy you lunch or breakfast. Would love to promote w/you.

I'll go zero carbs for a few days first...brings out the demons in full force. I'll give Fezz a run for his money.

beast!

I like the way you think,....er...eat.

It's good to be from the land of diners.

Have a gander at Mrs_Ape's breakfast...

 

[lespaul01]

Ape you are close. Someday we will meet. I'll buy you lunch or breakfast. Would love to promote w/you.