Worst movie EVER?

[Ledheadforlife]

showgirls

 

[Tim Fezziwig]

Three re-makes. The putrid RollerBall with a wooden Chris Klein destroying the Jonathan E character! The Planet of the Apes= utter garbage. The insipid Omen with a horrible and static Damein. I loved all three originals. The re-makes were just dull and contrived!
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWyK5eFRKMg]YouTube - Rollerball (2002) Trailer[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAgpkiSCq30]YouTube - Planet of the Apes (2001) HD Trailer[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wfEziDWLj0]YouTube - The Omen 2006 Trailer 2[/ame]

 

[DagerOne]

Best In Show. I watched that movie on DVD and when it was over, I was convinced that I must have watched the outtakes instead. No such luck.

And someone said Dazed and Confused. One of my favorite movies of all time!

 

[Leendrix]

The Last House on the Left

I think the worst part was the rape scene I never want to see that again.

 

[Howard2k]

I am going to add The Passion of the Christ to this.

Following the first 6 or 7 minutes was there much more to this than a gore-fest? And not even an interesting one. Who really liked this movie from an objective and rational perspective? There is a LOT of story to work with, it is basically pre-written, yet Gibson just goes for blood.

Not interesting or enjoyable.

 

[Howard2k]

The Last House on the Left

I think the worst part was the rape scene I never want to see that again.

Yeah that was pretty horrific.

 

[Mantis]

Howard the duck!

 

[1970custom]

Three re-makes. The putrid RollerBall with a wooden Chris Klein destroying the Jonathan E character! The Planet of the Apes= utter garbage. The insipid Omen with a horrible and static Damein. I loved all three originals. The re-makes were just dull and contrived!
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Most remakes are terrible, and usually their mere existance p*sses me off. That "Omen" though........wow that's a new level of terrible. Seems to me the only reason for remaking it was so they could release it on 6-6-06.

 

[GuitarDean]

Kung pow.

NO WAY, I STILL LAUGH MY ASS OFF EVERYTIME I SEE THAT!!!
It rips the entire Kung Fu thing to shreads and is almost as funny as Airplane to me.

Fast forward to the one minute mark, and turn your brain off...
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uleF86oOkcQ&feature=related[/ame]


Worst ANYTHING FROM THE "TWILIGHT" SERIES

 

[Thundergod]

Actually I watched Machete yesterday and while the wife thought the same as you Neo, I thought the movie was entertaining and funny, it's meant to be "bad" 'cause it's supposed to be a mexican action movie about a mexican hero

I laughed my ass off when the mexican gang showed up on those stupid horrible jumping cars... but hey, it's the way the movie was supposed to be: cheap and ridiculous.

Planet terror is almost on the same league.

 

[Thundergod]

One of the worst movies I've seen is the new Alice in Wonderland. Then you have all those B movies that are made with a budget so low you can't buy a chinese gibson knock-off with. Those are the worst of them, I could name hundreds but you guys might not even have heard about them.

 

[GuitarDean]

You guys are all beginners when it comes to bad movies. They Saved Hitlers Brain.[unquote]

Howard, that IS a stinker. Im guessing the origanal thought was bad main stream movies, not obscure like that.

I was in the movie industry for 23 years and could add HUNDREDS of movies but most are barely known.

Plan 9 From Outer Space

Glen or Glenda

Reefer Madness

ANY Russ Meyer pic (but craploads of GREAT eyecandy)

Monster a Go-Go

All 1930's & 40's propaganda films in general (there are a FEW decent ones)

I was a Teenage Werewolf

Nearly every Black-plotation film

and thats just a start

Some more mainstream epic failures

Heavens Gate

Inchon

The Second and Fourth Indiana Jones movies

Jaws, the Revenge

Norbit (Gawd thats was vomit bad)

Passage to India

An Alan Smithee Movie

Twilight series

Showgirls (good call from an earlier post)

Battlefield Earth (Also DOUBLE vomit bad)

The Love Guru

Freddie Got Fingered

 

[Mantis]

Planet terror is almost on the same league.

Ms. McGowan and i disagree, Planet Terror was fantastic!

 

[bobarino]

Freddie Got Fingered

that is an EXCELLENT movie. i've watched it 3 or 4 times.

 

[Kashmir]

The Blair Witch Project - Dumb as all hell.

 

[Tim Plains]

My worst three of all time are Fubar, The Postman, and The Insider...but to The Insider's defence, we were baked and went to the movie theatre thinking it was Al Pacino's new football movie Any Given Sunday.

 

[Leendrix]

Do ABC family "movies" count? About as predictable and lame as a dude's first time in the sack.

 

[PraXis]

I thought Waterworld was good. There, I said it.

 

[sonar1]

He drank his own pee.

 

[sonar1]

...as predictable and lame as a dude's first time in the sack.

Hey, I was SCARED alright?






I was all alone.