Workers don’t want to stall!

[MikeyTheCat]

From LinkedIn…

Let’s talk about one of the real reasons people don’t want to go back to the office: they don’t want to take a shit at work.

At home, the bathroom is private. Comfortable. Safe. No “I hope no one heard that” anxiety. No awkward eye contact with the receptionist that saw me enter the bathroom 15 minutes ago and knows exactly what I just did in there.

Meanwhile, in the office? It's stall roulette. Industrial toilet paper. The silent war of pretending no one else is in there.

If you're serious about bringing people back, skip the ping pong tables and cold brew on tap. Rethink how you people shit at work. Instead of large, collective, centrally located bathrooms, distribute individual, private, well-ventilated, well-lit, sound-insulated pods throughout different parts of the office.

Next level: add a bidet. Make it feel like home. Better yet, make it better than home.

I'm being dead serious. Make shitting at work a better experience than shitting at home and you'll be eliminating one of the unspoken reasons people don't want to return to the office.

People want dignity. Comfort. Autonomy. Even—especially—in the bathroom.

 

[Olds442]

without office stalls, where is @Leee going to get his 1 ply toilet paper?

 

[Meatwad]

 

[Olds442]

union rule.

first rule in every union...

never take a shit on break.

 

[MikeyTheCat]

without office stalls, where is @Leee going to get his 1 ply toilet paper?

As a musician I would steal it from the local Del Taco, or if on the East Coast a Friendly’s

 

[Leee]

Shit at work?
We have a couple of legends at my place, so I’m not the worst offender.
So I got that going for me.

There are normally no chicks in our building, so we’ve got that going for us.
Especially on night shift, weekends, and holidays, it is understood that the ladies bathroom is used for taking a shit.
That way no one wrecks the men’s room where everyone goes to piss.

I usually piss outside anyway.
It pays to know all of the cameras are out in the plant.

 

[PeteK]

No self-respecting union member would take a shit at home on a work day. Get the fuck outta here with that nonsense.

 

[dc007]

They figured this out how??????

 

[MikeyTheCat]

A company named Steve Co has a solution for that!

 

[LtDave32]

without office stalls, where is @Leee going to get his 1 ply toilet paper?

Screw how Leee feels. What about me?

I'm the one with the obnoxious public restroom issues.

But noooo.., don't shed a tear for poor, helpless ol' Dave.

Not a fk'n drop of sympathy. Even a dog gets a warm spot on the sidewalk.

I need to kick @edro .. Where is that little scamp?

fk'n restrooms..

 

[rcole_sooner]

This kinda stuff never even crossed my mind. I don't even know how to process it.

I've worked and dealt with whatever I had to do. I'll shit in the woods.

I ain't got no scruples.

 

[Gfunk_Minor]

Screw how Leee feels. What about me?

I'm the one with the obnoxious public restroom issues.

But noooo.., don't shed a tear for poor, helpless ol' Dave.

Not a fk'n drop of sympathy. Even a dog gets a warm spot on the sidewalk.

I need to kick @edro .. Where is that little scamp?

fk'n restrooms..

Ill add a few coin to my next MLP renewal to help a brother out.....

https://www.unitedsiteservices.com/...rs-rental/platinum-elegant-portable-restroom/

 

[MikeyTheCat]

This kinda stuff never even crossed my mind. I don't even know how to process it.

I've worked and dealt with whatever I had to do. I'll shit in the woods.

I ain't got no scruples.

Looks like Dave isn’t safe anywhere!

 

[pnuggett]

Had lunch at In-N-Out today. Took a piss in their restroom. TOTO urinal. No creeps.

 

[JTM45]

That’s weird, people are weird

 

[P-Nutz]

I'll shit in the woods.

Whadya, a f’ckin bear?

 

[LtDave32]

Looks like Dave isn’t safe anywhere!

It's not so much a question of my safety, as it is a question of my being charged with assault .


Or discharging a firearm within the city limits.


Or usage of explosive devices...

fk'n restrooms...

 

[P-Nutz]

Who are these people that need to shit during the business day?

I eat healthy and three plus f’ckin’ times a day! Simple pleasures, and at 64, my chit’s working!

 

[edro]

It's not so much a question of my safety, as it is a question of my being charged with assault .


Or discharging a firearm within the city limits.


Or usage of explosive devices...

fk'n restrooms...

It's kinda like that ain't want nobody to have any fun.... Damn.....

 

[MikeyTheCat]

Odd that Steve hasn’t piped in, wonder where he is?