Woman Arrested - Sprayed Deputies With Breast Milk

[Deftone]

I would have returned the act, and sprayed her with urine. One favor deserves another.

They ought to let LEO's do that.

 

[Jakeislove]

Were her boobies at least nice?

 

[Thumpalumpacus]

Be sure to update this story and keep us abreast of any developments.

You better knock that punnery off or we'll throw you on the rack!

 

[Blues4U]

Excuse me while I whip this out!!!

 

[sonar1]

She was arrested in part for assault!

As-if she had AIDS? Oh wait, that would be assault with a deadly weapon!

 

[Deftone]

She was arrested in part for assault!

As-if she had AIDS? Oh wait, that would be assault with a deadly weapon!

Bodily fluids are considered hazardous material.

 

[sonar1]

Bodily fluids are considered hazardous material.

Better keep that stuff away from her baby!

 

[EnjoGuitar]

I guess you could say... *pulls down glasses* the officer walked right into a booby trap...

YEEEAAAHHHHHHHH

 

[sonar1]

Bravo!

Ginger Bitch wins again.

Book em Dano!

 

[Deftone]

Better keep that stuff away from her baby!

Too late for that....

 

[Blues4U]

That mugshot looks like a young Victoria Jackson-----

 

[Blues4U]

Excuse me, while I squirt this guy--da da da, da da da

 

[Publius pro tem]

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Mrs Neo's response - "Oh.... my..... God..... "

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[LIBERTYMACHINE]

(sighs)...coffee is in THIS hand, 'mam.

 

[Blues4U]

Excuse me, while I squirt this guy--da da da, da da da

OK---I know this is completely juvenile, but here goes-----

Nipple haze, all in my face. Gotta say, it's better than mace.

Lactatin' Plenty, and she ain't too shy. Excuse me, while I, wipe my eyes.

That's all I got

 

[FrankieOliver]

Not bad, Blues. Maybe Nurple Haze...

 

[Blues4U]

Not bad, Blues. Maybe Nirple Haze...

Seeing how I used purple font--Nurple might have worked better---

 

[FrankieOliver]

Anyway, what's left for anyone to do in public? On second thought, I'm sure this crowd can come up with a long to-do in public list.

 

[Blues4U]

Anyway, what's left for anyone to do in public? On second thought, I'm sure this crowd can come up with a long to-do in public list.

I have two friends that are the biggest freaks I have ever known--and the degree of freakiness that this place exudes blows my mind daily