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When I come home from work I go through a couple of neighborhoods on the way, since the main roads are too busy and tend to turn into parking lots lately.

So, as I'm coming down the road I see a kid cutting the grass. His back is towards me. He has on those 3/4 length pants (black), with all the straps and sh!t hanging off of them, black sneakers, and a black wife-beater t-shirt.

As I drive by he turns and looks at me. Long Black hair hanging across one eye, lots of eye-liner, earphones plugged in. Sad look on his face as he dumps grass into the trash bag...

EMO LAWN CUTTING BOY.

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I laughed the rest of the way home. I almost turned around to get a picture with my cell phone.

Sorry...all this EMO talk lately just reminded me.

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When I come home from work I go through a couple of neighborhoods on the way, since the main roads are too busy and tend to turn into parking lots lately.

So, as I'm coming down the road I see a kid cutting the grass. His back is towards me. He has on those 3/4 length pants (black), with all the straps and sh!t hanging off of them, black sneakers, and a black wife-beater t-shirt.

As I drive by he turns and looks at me. Long Black hair hanging across one eye, lots of eye-liner, earphones plugged in. Sad look on his face as he dumps grass into the trash bag...

EMO LAWN CUTTING BOY.

EmoKid.jpg


I laughed the rest of the way home. I almost turned around to get a picture with my cell phone.

Sorry...all this EMO talk lately just reminded me.

:D

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I saw some of those when I was in Yeovil ( A town near me ) some weeks ago.. Fuck me, my arms were bigger than this guys legs, how he never toppled over heavens knows. He was walking along with a couple of other equally anorexic characters holding a guitar case, which as far as I could ascertain was far too heavy for the poor chap, as his legs were bowing like the wishbone on a chicken.
Still ! Whatever he looked like, he wasn't causing trouble, so that's fine by me.
Actually I used to have a pupil that looks just like that guy in the pic and who I often see working the till in a local supermarket. He's as gay as anything, but a super guy. It must take him hours to get his hair to look like that and we always have a laugh whenever I go through his checkout and talk some guitar.
My daughter knows him and he gob smacked her some time ago when she was passing through the checkout with another woman friend of hers. He said in a very loud, extremely camp voice " Hello Lauren how are you and your family? Wow just take a look at that guy over there, he's gorgeous isn't he? Let's hope he comes past my checkout and I'll certainly check him out."
My daughter and her friend just looked eachother in amazement.:shock:......:laugh2:
 

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They should send them by the Truck load to us,i`d happily do high calibre target practice using them.
 

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I live at the beach and watching these EMO's walking up and down the strand dressed in all black , with all that crap on in 90* + heat just makes me wonder WTH ?
The surf punks have a great time with them . Pushing them in the water fully clothed ...

Point ... Surf Punks...:laugh2:
 

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saw a lil babe yesterday dressed in all black, lil skirt, cut jaggered T shirt, peircings and tats everywhere with torn and i mean totally torn fish net stockings with black keds with no shoe laces.

jes who dressed her she looked homeless
 

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But, at least he was mowing the fuckin' yard! Give him some love.:thumb:
 

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The guy taking money at the door at Off Broadway here in St. Louis one night was kind of a tattooed-up slacker emo-looking dude with those tight black jeans. I sarcastically asked if he could have found any tighter jeans? He didn't detect the sarcasm, and sincerely replied that if he could find tighter ones, he'd buy them.
And that black stuff in the heat? One day at a motocross race here in the Midwest when it was about a hunnerd in the shade, a big fat kid (not DJ!) was dressed all up in that real THICK black jeans and t-shirts and had that black eyeliner and makeup and all that stuff. His dad walked him around that place ALL DAY! He had to have been miserable!
 

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LOL!:laugh2: I see these emo/goth characters walking around my town, dressed in black, in 90+ degree heat.:rolleyes: My guess is that their parents have been daily dope smokers since the 70's. Wait till one of these drama-queen morons comes into your business and wants a job!:lol: Maybe if they learned the guitar, they could gain some self-respect?!!:lol::lol::lol:The things you see when you don't have a gun!!!
 

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I'll start to buy some razors at the local grocery. Put 'em all in a shoe box, place in my driveway and post a big ass sign on it calling to all emos that pass by to pick up a razor and just end their misery. But not on my lawn. They can end their pathetic lives on my neighbor's lawn though.
 

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