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[Mike's_LP]

Why do i open threads that i KNOW will end up pissing me off?

Why does this thread piss you off?

 

[realjimjim]

Why is it that I always end up frittering away my time Backstage when I have other stuff to do?

 

[txbruno]

Why is Pluto no longer a planet?

 

[LPG]

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

What is Satan's last name?

What happens if you say "no" when asked to tell the truth the whole truth & nothing but the truth?

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?

Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

If a midget goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half?

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Can crop circles be square?

Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?

Happy Friday everyone.

 

[MineGoesTo11]

Why does this question start with a W and end in a why?

 

[Gin&Pentatonic]

 

[lancpudn]

Why are all the great musicians dead!

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[Groove Toad]

Why are bananas yellow?

 

[realjimjim]

now that is some kind of funny condom-mint there!!!

 

[Groove Toad]

Why are all the great musicians dead!

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Why don't you know the difference between a exclamation point (!) and a question mark?

 

[Ledheadforlife]

Why did The Rolling Stones let Mick Taylor leave?

 

[Mattyboy]

Why does the shoe on my right foot wear out faster than the left?

 

[EnjoGuitar]

Why does my penis wake up before me? And what the hell does it do while I'm still asleep?

 

[chasenblues]

Why does this thread piss you off?

Not this thread... Other threads.

 

[Thundergod]

Why is Bertzie denying she's a girl?

 

[chasenblues]

Why is Bertzie denying she's a girl?

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPNec5xAASg]Muddy Waters - I'm A Man.mpg - YouTube[/ame]

 

[realjimjim]

Why is I'm (Blank)?

 

[realjimjim]

Why is my Les Paul sitting in the other room all alone and I'm in here f#*king around on Backstage?

 

[MineGoesTo11]

Why is my Les Paul sitting in the other room all alone and I'm in here f#*king around on Backstage?

Why isn't it in your lap as you post?

 

[KSG_Standard]

why is i'm (blank)?

wtf?