Why do I hate Paul Shaffer?

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He's like a musical, bald Richard Simmons. He fits right in...

I always thought he was gay as fuck.
Wasn't he doing the Elton John "I Change My Gasses Every Day" thing?
And then I learned he was married with children.
Oh well, my bad.
Or maybe he is a switch hitter.

:dunno:



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Cause he always played Suck Ass to a nauseating level with Letterman, who was the most pompous ass on late night ever..

Why would you ever doubt your decision for one second?
 

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Rock without Keyboards? You just annihilated Progressive and so much more....

Imagine no.....

ELP
King Crimson
Yes
Spirit
Genesis
Tool
Deep Purple
Pink Floyd
Doors
Zappa and the Mothers
Dream Theater
Rush
Nektar
Tull
Argent
Zombies

And so many more

Never Mind the rest5 of Rock where Keys were a pillar of so many songs!
 

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Rock without Keyboards? You just annihilated Progressive and so much more....

Imagine no.....

ELP
King Crimson
Yes
Spirit
Genesis
Tool
Deep Purple
Pink Floyd
Doors
Zappa and the Mothers
Dream Theater
Rush
Nektar
Tull
Argent
Zombies

And so many more

Never Mind the rest5 of Rock where Keys were a pillar of so many songs!
Annihilate progressive rock?

sign me up!!!
 

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Lol. Old thread alert......... still valid As F. So apparently hes doing POD casts now.


Everyone thinks they can be the next Joe Rogan or Rick Beato. I just realized.....because i liked the people hes interviewing i gave it a shot. I cant stand this MFer. Never did anything to me. Played with every great muscian i find dear.......I just cant stand his shirt , his voice, his playing style.
Edit* actually.......his shirt isnt that bad today its got a Ukranian militant type vibe.

Hes still a Douche. Sorry.........
 

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All of a shudden he'sh got tshis tcshing in hish mouth
that givshes shim tjish shtrange "Oh! I'm Shpecial" tshiing!

:wtf:

(And where is the "I don't know" emoji?)
:mad:
 

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I just read the entire thread because of the premise in the title.

I don’t hate anyone, but I doubt I could spend much time in the same room with Paul Schaffer.
Always struck me as a creepy little drug-addled fuck, regardless of the prodigious talents God gave him.

Also - I wouldn’t piss on Letterman if he was on fire, and you can fucking keep all of the synthesizers in Prog Rock.

Keyboards?
Gotta be a piano, or a Hammond B3.
Otherwise, I’m walking out.

Save the clown music synth shit for the preschool birthday parties.
 
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I just read the entire thread because of the premise in the title.

I don’t hate anyone, but I doubt I could spend much time in the same room with Paul Schaffer.
Always struck me as a creepy little drug-addled fuck, regardless of the prodigious talents God gave him.

Also - I wouldn’t piss on Letterman if he was on fire, and you can fucking keep all of the synthesizers in Prog Rock.

Keyboards?
Gotta be a piano, or a Hammond B3.
Otherwise, I’m walking out.

Save the clown music synth shit for the preschool birthday parties.
But apart from that, what do you think…?

Cheers.
 

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Didn't read the whole thread, but the dude had one hella band on Letterman.

It was always cool when someone would sit in with them, too.
 

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I pretty much know him from Letterman. Thought he was cool there.

:dunno:
 

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meh...he had a great gig. good musician, and band leader. Talkie?:dunno:
 

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He can play....his band on Letterman was badass..... has no bidness being near a mic.... He's a bloviating dipshit....
 

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