What's Wrong with Me

[oldaxeman]

Welcome to MLP, and, Welcome to our affliction....
My wife asks..."How many guitars are 'enough'?...my answer. what's "enough?"....

I got rid of a wife and got 5 more guitars...they only talk back when i want them to

 

[snaredrum]

A drummer friend of mine told me this one & it's my favourite drummer joke of all.

Q. What did the drummer get on his I.Q. test?

A. Saliva

 

[epilespaul2000]

What's Wrong with Me

The same thing that's wrong with all of us. You got GAS!

Welcome to the forum by the way!

 

[cowgard]

Got the LE Les Paul Studio Deluxe today. Nice. I'm glad I got the Wine Red Finish. The wood looks real "purty" thru that semi clear laquer. It is also the first guitar I bought that has a nice action right out of the box. Not too high at the nut, 5/16" at the 12th fret low E, and no buzz. The greenish pearloid(is that a word) tuners don't look so good to me. They looked kind of classy in the photo but just kind of cheap in real time but that's my only gripe. I'm a happy man. David

 

[gibbbbbbbaaaay!!!]

Wow! Congrats man! And welcome! I don't have any drummer jokes. But I took drum lessons before. I couldn't stick with drums so I moved to guitar. BTW that's a real nice Riviera!

 

[Slick]

How many singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, they hold it and the world revolves around them

 

[bigdaddy]

What do you call people who hang around musicians all the time?
































Drummers!

 

[joe19680]

Welcome....As everyone else has pointed out... Nice Riv! drummer joke time...

What was the last thing the drummer said before getting kicked out of the band?







Hey guys i wrote this song last night...

 

[snaredrum]

ok, one drummer joke and i'm out of this thread forever.

phil collins.