What's wrong with Lzzy Hale's face?

[MikeyTheCat]

Halestorm looks like the band you see playing a rave in a movie about killer DJs.

 

[Wuuthrad]

Halestorm looks like the band you see playing a rave in a movie about killer DJs.

They rock! I’m watching a few of their live concerts they really know to put on a good show, crowds really love them. Impressive to see a multi generational crowd in a theater in MI and several hundred thousand people moshing and head-banging in the UK.

Not only do they have a killer collection of guitars, this also deserves a lot of respect:

On February 10, 2013 Halestorm won the best hard rock Metal performance category, becoming the first female-fronted band to both be nominated and win in that category.

And her brother is the drummer! They’ve been writing songs since they were little kids!

 

[Guitarhack]

I'll say this, she looks good (IMHO), makes a living playing rock n roll, and plays Gibson guitars. I salute her.

 

[Uncle Vinnie]

She hasn't looked like that in years. Some women get more beautiful as they age, she is not one of them.

So, it's a case of "It's not the age, it's the mileage"?

 

[MikeyTheCat]

On February 10, 2013 Halestorm won the best hard rock Metal performance category, becoming the first female-fronted band to both be nominated and win in that category.

Shows the state of hard rock and metal.

 

[Olds442]

Lambert's agent should tell her not to stand next to Underwood.

she just shouldn't.

 

[MikeyTheCat]

Girl Power

 

[CB91710]

And what is up with that tongue??!!!

Can you imagine if she and Gene Simmons had a kid together?

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Oh she puts it to good use... just... not on what you'd like her to use it on... maybe to watch

 

[MikeyTheCat]

 

[Uncle Vinnie]

Oh she puts it to good use... just... not on what you'd like her to use it on... maybe to watch

She could lap up a major chemical spill with that bad boy.

 

[Crotch]

Titties kinda remind me of a pregnant or nursing dog.

 

[SFK]

You'd be upset too if your parents forgot the i in your name.

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Fiona Apple has let herself go.

 

[LPMarshall Hack]

I don’t know any Halestorm songs and I think she is unattractive.

 

[Oldskoolrob]

How do you pronounce 'Lzzy'?

 

[SteveC]

A voice made for show tunes.

Bravo. That was fucking magnificent.

 

[SteveC]

I don’t care what she looks like, the songs are instantly forgettable.

Unlike the drip you'd probably come away with after....

 

[JTM45]

And what is up with that tongue??!!!

Can you imagine if she and Gene Simmons had a kid together?

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She’s built for girth

 

[MikeyTheCat]

I don’t know any Halestorm songs and I think she is unattractive.

Haters going to hate.

 

[LPMarshall Hack]

Haters going to hate.

I dont find swift attractive either.

 

[MikeyTheCat]

I dont find swift attractive either.

How about?

Or

Actually Friday is more memorable than Halestorm’s songs.