Whatever happened to River?

socialhero

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I heard River now owns Greeny and is working on writing the solos for the next Metallica album with it, specifically focusing on Slashtone. :slash:

All things made possible by MLP. :thumb:

Next up: Joe B returns to "The Backstage" after said forum is renamed "Old Men Fighting" and starts a thread about his quest to buy Stripe.

His love is unrequited and the guitar disapproves of his suited, sunglassed advances. :jb:
 

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If River is so unpopular how come he has passed both EVH and Kirk in half the time?
Don’t ever ask questions like that on the Backstage. You won’t like the answer.
That’s if...there is an answer(cue scary organ).
 
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River went over the Falls.
River got dammed up.
River got irrigated.
River trickled out.
River ran dry.
 

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Folks will watch train wrecks too....
 

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I never had a problem with River. I found his discussions to be entertaining and engaging. He was definitely like the old guy on the block who had no problem voicing his opinions loudly and telling others what he thought.

Glad to hear he's out there playing.
 


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