What to do when you run out of cat food?

[Crotch]

I'll wait to see the titty before judging

 

[mdubya]

Simple answer

If you own a cat you already know you never run out of food

Who wants this staring at them?


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Mine takes me to the food bowl to makes sure we cannot see the bottom of the bowl. Ever.

 

[Roberteaux]

"Her shirt was up and she was trying to get the cat to latch and she wouldn't put the cat back in the carrier. And the cat was screaming for its life."

What the ding-a-ling feem may not realize is this: she is very lucky that the cat wouldn't "latch" onto the rubbery goodness of her so-sensitive nipples...

Damned cats have got teeth left over from their days as saber-toothed tigers... sharp as hell... designed to tear flesh up with the greatest of ease...

I imagine that if that cat had decided to really CHOMP on that woman's titty, the results would have been far more spectacular than what this minor nuisance amounted to!

--R

 

[Deftone]

What to do when you run out of cat food?

Eat dog food?

 

[redcoats1976]

What the ding-a-ling feem may not realize is this: she is very lucky that the cat wouldn't "latch" onto the rubbery goodness of her so-sensitive nipples...

Damned cats have got teeth left over from their days as saber-toothed tigers... sharp as hell... designed to tear flesh up with the greatest of ease...

I imagine that if that cat had decided to really CHOMP on that woman's titty, the results would have been far more spectacular than what this minor nuisance amounted to!

--R

for sure...that would have been true entertainment.

 

[electric head]

I'll wait to see the titty before judging

When I clicked on the link the fat dude complaining about having to buy two seats showed up in the link. I was like if that was the woman and she was showing titty I bet people would be jumping out of the plane..

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

Delta no longer allows emotional support animals to fly, following a new rule from the Department of Transportation that states the animals do not qualify as service animals, a category that includes only trained dogs.


fking finally. If you can't get through life without your emotional support peacock stay the fck home.

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

What the ding-a-ling feem may not realize is this: she is very lucky that the cat wouldn't "latch" onto the rubbery goodness of her so-sensitive nipples...

Damned cats have got teeth left over from their days as saber-toothed tigers... sharp as hell... designed to tear flesh up with the greatest of ease...

I imagine that if that cat had decided to really CHOMP on that woman's titty, the results would have been far more spectacular than what this minor nuisance amounted to!

--R

 

[Freddy G]

What the ding-a-ling feem may not realize is this: she is very lucky that the cat wouldn't "latch" onto the rubbery goodness of her so-sensitive nipples...

Damned cats have got teeth left over from their days as saber-toothed tigers... sharp as hell... designed to tear flesh up with the greatest of ease...

I imagine that if that cat had decided to really CHOMP on that woman's titty, the results would have been far more spectacular than what this minor nuisance amounted to!

--R

Can you imagine this convo?

Doc...."ok Miss, what happened?"

 

[JTM45]

I don’t even know what to say other than “Probably Would”

 

[Crotch]

When I clicked on the link the fat dude complaining about having to buy two seats showed up in the link. I was like if that was the woman and she was showing titty I bet people would be jumping out of the plane..

I thought the same thing lol

 

[Brek]

i don't believe that story at all, 'heading to Atlanta', if it said Florida, maybe.

 

[Brek]

or how about:

 

[mtgguitar]

She did it on a plane, you’ve got to be kitten me.

 

[mtgguitar]

What the ding-a-ling feem may not realize is this: she is very lucky that the cat wouldn't "latch" onto the rubbery goodness of her so-sensitive nipples...

Damned cats have got teeth left over from their days as saber-toothed tigers... sharp as hell... designed to tear flesh up with the greatest of ease...

I imagine that if that cat had decided to really CHOMP on that woman's titty, the results would have been far more spectacular than what this minor nuisance amounted to!

--R

Seems like it would be painful wouldn't tit?

 

[MikeyTheCat]

Hello Titty!

And with that, goodnight, everybody!

 

[mtgguitar]

She should get a SAG award.

 

[MikeyTheCat]

So she stuck her nipple in her pus...?

Damn, almost crossed my own line.

 

[Spartom]

Seems like it would be painful wouldn't tit?

Cats knead while they’re nursing too. Her tits are probably covered with little claw puncture wounds.

 

[05jrock]

She had just the 1 cat? Must be the crazy cat lady starter kit