What just happened??!

[Brians Evil Twin]

 

[Brians Evil Twin]

 

[MikeyTheCat]

Hang in there Shred, Ms Right is out there. All the rest are just war stories.

 

[Shred Astaire]

Thanks pal! Honestly, I’m good. The first story was a bit of a kick in the pants but the 2nd story is just crazy.

 

[MikeyTheCat]

Thanks pal! Honestly, I’m good. The first story was a bit of a kick in the pants but the 2nd story is just crazy.

Think of all the laughs you'll have at the pub telling about them.

 

[Olds442]

Thanks pal! Honestly, I’m good. The first story was a bit of a kick in the pants but the 2nd story is just crazy.

yeah next time give the bewbs a chance.

 

[Oldskoolrob]

All I can say from my dating days (about 7 years ago now I guess) is Rule 1: have a protection/exit strategy. Rule 2: Tap anything/everything. If unsure if it's a good idea - revisit rule 1.

 

[KP11520]

@Shred Astaire

Shred.... It's HUNTING SEASON, and that means anything goes! LOL Especially on Tinder!

How's it going buddy?

And remember to ask if they have any Vinyl to bring to the hookup? Remember the old days? Probably too Old Days for your age though!

Hunting Season = Fresh Meat! LOL Nice way to start off a looooong Winter!

Or you might have to settle for Sasquatch Chicks! They're good at picking Christmas Trees and decorating them!

With you maybe if you don't make them HAPPY!

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

I got curious about these dating apps that Shred and Bling were talking about so I looked through one last night.

Man they are hysterical.

I can't believe how many women are making 'duck face' in their pics, (gross), wearing big sunglasses (that's hiding your face), straight up have a pic that looks like a mugshot with the numbers board cropped out, look 45 but the profile says "32" (darling you are fooling no one with that shit),... straight up ratchet girls, crazy profiles "I'm tired of being used and abused by men." ... why would you advertise that you've been heavily used? "ready to settle down", ... after you've been heavily used and abused?

It's probably one of the most unintentionally funny things I've seen.

There were a couple cute ones who are local I was tempted to see about getting coffee with, but the staggering amount of, "holy shit are you kidding me?" was frightening.

I was surprised how many looked,... you know... not that great,... but then had demanding profiles like they weren't going to settle. Seriously, some of these women should definitely be willing to settle.

...that mugshot thing was no joke either. Some of these chicks are pretty scary looking.

Good luck out there, fellas.

 

[Shred Astaire]

I keep texting pictures to my friends with an ongoing series of “THAT is the picture you chose for your dating profile??”

People are crazy weird. I thought I was weird but turns out I’m pretty normal.

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

I had that exact thought looking at some of the pics too. :

One just had a picture of her ass

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

oh another funny thing was when the profile name was a screaming red flag, like:

2sexy4you

daddysprincess

treatMeLikeAQueen

...some really messed up usernames.

 

[Scooter2112]

Sounds like syphilis roulette.

 

[penguinchit]

I can spot crazy from 20 yards. It's a gift.

My friend Joe can spot DTF from 20 yards. It's his gift.

Same gift with different names.

 

[splatter]

I'm picturing a woman driving through a parking lot at high speed mowing people down and finally jumping the curb

LOL!!!

what a bitch.

 

[Oranjeaap]

This thread reminds me of one of my friends.

He hooks up with girls all the damn time, to the point where we are all jealous. Always after a few days turns out they're all batshit crazy. Stalkers, death threats, you name it.
Only thing we haven't figured out yet is if he goes for the weird ones on purpose because they're easy, or maybe he's just attracted to the crazy ones for some reason

OP:
Story #1 sounds like either a hooker or a desperate girl looking to get boned in your car. The second it was clear you weren't in for that she left. Not sure if "dodged a bullet" is how I'd describe it. It was either a miscommunication or a missed chance.
Story #2 sounds like a girl with massive self esteem issues. Yeh dodged a bullet there, altough you could have banged her a few times before finding out and still dodge the bullet.

I never did Tinder but one time I tried with a friends phone and more than half of the "girls" were fake accounts.
The not fake half, was about 50/50 "insecure pretty girls looking to boost their ego by collecting matches" and "desperate not so attractive girls hoping to find a date".

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

@Shred Astaire

Thought this was funny. See this woman in the app like, "oh she's cute",... then my spider- sense goes off..

... zoom in on the calendar in the BG ..

2009

These chicks aren't honest, man

 

[CB91710]

@Shred Astaire

Thought this was funny. See this woman in the app like, "oh she's cute",... then my spider- sense goes off..

... zoom in on the calendar in the BG ..

View attachment 423301

2009

These chicks aren't honest, man

All depends on how old you are.
At my age, if they have a pulse and don't need a walker it's a HUGE plus, but not a requirement!