What just happened??!

[Gtarzan81]

two words:

Grocery Store.

@Shred Astaire Come to the Central Market by my house. If you can't get a date in there, you better wait on the Sex Doll thing.

 

[EndGame00]

If a woman asks you if the dress make her look fat, it's a trap... You're still screwed no matter what your answers are...

 

[freebyrd 69]

Welcome to the age of the internet. Social skills have all but gone. If both pictures of you and her were legit, she should have at least stayed for a drink. Just manners....or what used to be. Now, if the pictures were bullshit on either end, in my book, that's reason enough to bounce.

 

[Olds442]

If a woman asks you if the dress make her look fat, it's a trap... You're still screwed no matter what your answers are...

my wife: do these jeans made my ass look fat?

me: no, your fat ass does, the jeans are doing their best to cover it up.

correction: ex wife.

 

[Marshall & Moonshine]

If a woman asks you if the dress make her look fat, it's a trap... You're still screwed no matter what your answers are...

That’s a relationship stress test.
If you answer “no, your fat ass does” and she doesn’t leave you, then she’ll be with you forever.
Or you know.... til tomorrow, anyway.

 

[EndGame00]

 

[Scooter2112]

if @Tone deaf has taught me anything regarding economics and finance...




...it's that you need a burner phone.

and titanium condoms.

 

[Scooter2112]

That's what i'm saying bro!!!

She was pretty but a little thicker than I would normally be into but not huge.

She needed to burn a few calories, bro. Part of the reason why she's pissed at you.

 

[Scooter2112]

I don't get it. If you're talking and texting beforehand, nobody brings up what your dating expectations are before you get together?? You should be able to at least tactfully inquire about the reasons someone is using a dating site/app to begin with.

If you're both just looking for some carnal exercise, that shouldn't be too hard to find out without being offensive.

 

[Olds442]

how is a woman like a tile floor?

if you lay it right the first time you can walk all over it for the rest of your life.






(works both ways so...)

 

[Shred Astaire]

I don't get it. If you're talking and texting beforehand, nobody brings up what your dating expectations are before you get together?? You should be able to at least tactfully inquire about the reasons someone is using a dating site/app to begin with.

If you're both just looking for some carnal exercise, that shouldn't be too hard to find out without being offensive.

Oh we talked about it. Like I said in my post...I think I was too damned charming and she changed her mind and wants to marry me Hahahaha!!

 

[KP11520]

Oh we talked about it. Like I said in my post...I think I was too damned charming and she changed her mind and wants to marry me Hahahaha!!

It's probably better if you get uncomfortable and qualify the end result asap and get down to business if that's the net of the time together. This way when she only wants you for your junk and not your charm, you deliver and then you can leave. And no cuddling Shred. That's a NO NO! LOL She's got other things to do now that the itch has been scratched.

Read my very first post, errrr second, on this thread. And change your profile like I suggested. Be straight forward truthful and that's where managing the Crazy starts. Even the slightest deceit, and then comes the possessive paranoia. And guess who starts that?

Setting real and deliverable expectations is the Master Key to success.

 

[Scooter2112]

Oh we talked about it. Like I said in my post...I think I was too damned charming and she changed her mind and wants to marry me Hahahaha!!

I see.

You probably did the right thing by bailing then. For the sake of both of you.

 

[LtDave32]

Yeah, but all girls are younger than you!

Go away with your pesky and inconvenient facts, you..

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

Shreds profile like:

"Looking to Smash that ass! Call me, Shred."

 

[Shred Astaire]

Shreds profile like:

"Looking to Smash that ass! Call me, Shred."

Mind if I use that?

 

[Gtarzan81]

Shreds profile like:

"Looking to Smash that ass! Call me, Shred."

"lonely women and bad booze
Seem to be the only friends I've left at all"

 

[EndGame00]

two words:

Grocery Store.

Noob... Walmart IS THE ONLY WAY.

 

[socialhero]

Shreds profile like:

"Looking to Smash that ass! Call me, Shred."

This would also work without the comma. And all caps, if you really wanna capture the crazies. You know, the ones that have an even higher lol-to-any-other-word ratio of second girl’s last text.

CALL ME SHRED!

Scientists have used the lol-ratio to chart crazy at sometimes exponential levels.

Did you know wimmenz are one of the few groups that deviate from the pareto distribution when it comes to crazy? It’s a fact, I didn’t even just make it up right now.

 

[Deus Vult]

Two simple rules for dating:

1. never stick it in crazy
2. If you stick it in crazy, don’t use your real name or phone number