What a shitty superintendent of schools!


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On Facebook, local residents speculated on his potential motive, with some arguing he should not be punished unless his intent was malicious.

Anybody ever consider intent when dropping a deuce?

Well, okay.. So we break it down.

"not be punished unless his intent was malicious".

So, they don't "punish" him. The just what? Let it go? Sorta kinda sorta never bring it up again?

What message does that send? -It sends the message that it's perfectly acceptable for a teacher at a high school to drop trou and take a big, stinking shit right out in front of everyone, on the damn school running track, no less.

My dad was a lifelong high school track and football coach. He would have come UNGLUED if he found out about that.

"6:00 news: mysterious disappearance of a local high school teacher"


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And the spontaneity of it indicates a LOOSE asshole. :facepalm:

No spontaneity involved, I'm guessing. This guy had to plan these, uh, excursions ... waking up early to complete the male-morning trifecta of "shit, shower, shave" on enemy territory ... I'm thinking these were planned out pretty well, with a cup of coffee and a cigarette to help out if the bowels weren't co-operating.


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Police hunting a suspect who relieved himself on school grounds "on a daily basis" in the US state of New Jersey have arrested a top education official.

Kenilworth school superintendent Thomas Tramaglini, 42, was detained after investigators set up a sting operation to snare the "mystery pooper".

Police were called after students complained of frequent excrement near their school running track and field.

Mr Tramaglini is charged with lewdness, littering and defecating in public.

In a statement, the Holmdel Township Police Department said they opened an investigation after high school staff and sports coaches reported "they were finding human faeces, on or near the area of the High School track / football field on a daily basis".

According to local media, the superintendent lives about three miles (4.8km) from the Holmdel High School in Monmouth County, 40 miles from New York City.

On Monday at 05:50 local time (09:50 GMT), officers approached the superintendent while he was running at the school track, the scene of the alleged crime.

Mr Tramaglini, who earns nearly $150,000 (£110,000) per year as head of the local education authority, was arrested.

Police officers said they had just observed him in the act.

Vito Gagliardi, a lawyer for the school board, told APP.com that Mr Tramaglini has been "highly regarded" during his three years as head of the local schools.

The superintendent has been placed on paid leave, according to the Kenilworth Public School district.

"Given the nature of those charges, he asked for and was granted a paid leave of absence," the school board wrote on Facebook.

"Leaves can only be without pay in the face of indictments or tenure charges, as a matter of state law."

It is unclear why Mr Tramaglini allegedly did not use toilet facilities.

On Facebook, local residents speculated on his potential motive, with some arguing he should not be punished unless his intent was malicious.

Others questioned whether Mr Tramaglini, if guilty, could have a condition that left him unable to restrain his bowel movements.

Social media jokesters have dubbed the culprit "the super pooper" or the "poopetrator".

That's funny, residents wondered if he had a condition where he couldn't control his bowel movements, but what a coincident that it was always near the track at the school; maybe gravity is heavier there and it just pulled that out of him involuntarily. Or maybe he's been pooping in weird places since puberty, just a hunch. Hey don't flush the field, it'll overflow, thanks!


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I think I need to know if there was toilet paper in the vicinity of the poop. If this weirdo ain't wiping after doing his business, and running 2 or 3 miles back home, then I suggest he be removed from society, if convicted.


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My brother used to be a construction manager. He told me that he'd get to the job site before anyone else in the morning and sometimes find a pile or two inside the building under construction. This, even though there were multiple porta potties on site that were kept clean and stocked.
The job site had a security fence around the entire perimeter so whoever was doing this was working at the site.

He never did find out who the phantom sh!tter was. :facepalm:

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