What a shitty superintendent of schools!

[Ed B]

That's a pretty awesome salary.

 

[Bobby Mahogany]

Well, okay.. So we break it down.

"not be punished unless his intent was malicious".

So, they don't "punish" him. The just what? Let it go? Sorta kinda sorta never bring it up again?

What message does that send? -It sends the message that it's perfectly acceptable for a teacher at a high school to drop trou and take a big, stinking shit right out in front of everyone, on the damn school running track, no less.

My dad was a lifelong high school track and football coach. He would have come UNGLUED if he found out about that.

"6:00 news: mysterious disappearance of a local high school teacher"

So basically he's a shitty teacher?


I'm sure he's gonna be declared "sick", "under stress", whatever.
And I'm not saying this sarcastically.
I mean, look at his pic, does he look nice and normal?
Nope.
He looks like he needs help.
Few months off with the right therapy and maybe meds,
he's gonna be back on track... and field!

 

[defcrew]

I don't know about you guys or this guy but when I used to jog there were times I had to empty the chamber in places I would never have dreamt of doing so otherwise. Serially in the same spot? Hmmmmm. Works for my Lab.

 

[Bluesky]

Lunch room meatloaf.......

 

[SteveGangi]

He was turned in by a stool pigeon.

Brilliant

 

[SteveGangi]

Aren't superintendants usually people who have an EdD?

So, this guy is an educated pooper?

I doubt he had just a Bachelors. Probably a MS or PHd - MoreShit or PiledHighAndDry

 

[Thumpalumpacus]

So, they don't "punish" him. The just what? Let it go? Sorta kinda sorta never bring it up again?

I guess you could say they plan on, uh, wiping the slate clean.

 

[mtgguitar]

He kept going back to the scene of the crime AND, there were port-a-pottys near the track.

The guy has a PhD and you know what that means.

 

[KP11520]

Spiteful bitch getting even with the school board and taxpayers! Or something along those lines I'm sure.

And I bet school taxes are through the roof there.

No toilet paper? I hope his ass gets chapped dirty! At least my cats bury it!

 

[LPSGME]

That's a pretty awesome salary.

$150,000 has to be an error. That's a teachers salary in states like NY and NJ in the NYC metro area. Superintendents are usually paid $250,000 and up.

 

[I Break Things]

Why? Why is this a thing?

 

[Bobby Mahogany]

Why? Why is this a thing?

Some guys leave their gall bladder at the Hospital,
some guys leave their shit at School.
Yeah, why is this a thing?

 

[I Break Things]

Some guys leave their gall bladder at the Hospital,
some guys leave their shit at School.
Yeah, why is this a thing?

They wouldn't let me keep it in a jar...

 

[DavidRamey]

They wouldn't let me keep it in a jar...

They probably sold it.

 

[Scooter2112]

He kept going back to the scene of the crime AND, there were port-a-pottys near the track.

The guy has a PhD and you know what that means.

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