Then set her on fire.
I always said when I was done with one. I was done with her. When I left that first one I was so happy to be out of that B.S. Parents always controlling every move I made. Even threw a 1/4 pound of my stash in the fireplace when they found it. I pulled in the drive and thought oh hell yeah. They must party from the smell coming outta the chimney. Man, it was my sh*t I was a smelling and they were burning it up. Any how that first one of mine liked to keep me working all the time which was good cause I didn't have to be around her nagging azz but when she came to my evening job explaining that her and her girlfriend were going to church 30 miles away " well Donelson to Ashland City" I forget how far it is now but I found out the two skanks were boning two brothers in a 4 way. I knew then why she never was in the mood when it came my turn. Good riddance I figured and I hit the door and never looked back. I have a good woman now and nobody wants either one of us so there you go.
REDD FOXX once said to marry an ugly woman. If she bolts on you, you ain't lost much and nobody else is gonna wanna pork her while you're out working. I got me a real good ugly woman with a great career and she's fond of the old crippler and never has a headache, 'cepting when she looks at me for too long.