I carrot care less about vegans, I'm supposed to be rooting for them? Never met a vegetarian/vegan who made me go, Oh I didn't know you're a vegetarian/vegan. There just dying to lettuce know!! Herb your enthusiasm people!
Well, the court is actually recognizing a reality: veganism and environmentalism are religions for a post-religious age. They fill the same psychological needs as religion, without having to get dressed up on Sunday. Sins, virtues, pieties, taboos, elect, reprobates, sanctimony and moral preening, even eschatology: it's all there.
As Chesterton said: 'When men choose not to believeinGod, they do not thereafter believeinnothing, they then become capable of believing in anything.'