Ummm, he did what ?

[Leee]

Is she hot?

Let's apply some logic to the problem.

1. She was in a Dollar Store.
2. In Philadelphia.
3. Somebody whacked off on her.
4. While she was in a Dollar Store.
5. In Philadelphia.

I'm not fucking Columbo, or anything... but, Imma say not.

Still need pics for a final determination.
Tits make all the difference in the world.
(Minimum of two required.)

 

[MikeyTheCat]

show me the part where I was denigrating the institution that is Waffle House.
I love WH.
Hell, I've gotten hummers in the WH parking lot after gigs.

I was sayin' that the rules are different at WH. If'n you can't handle WH, stay home.

Or take your sorry ass to IHOP where the rest of the Casper Milktoast types hand out.

One of the worst parts about gigging in the PNW is there ain't no WH to hit up after gigs.

The you sir stand tall among men!

You know it's bad when the cook at the WH asks when you walk in, "the usual?"

 

[LPMarshall Hack]

 

[LtDave32]

The video.. The way he ran out of there and down the street.. The Masturbation Bandit.

Holy crap, that's funny..

 

[Fiat Lux]

Still need pics for a final determination.
Tits make all the difference in the world.
(Minimum of two required.)

Two is also pretty much my maximum on any one person…

Cheers.

 

[electric head]

So she felt it was more important to stop chasing after the guy and possibly get a tag number to exclaim to the world he had nutted on her leg and to show it..

 

[Who]

(Minimum of two required.)

So she felt it was more important to stop chasing after the guy and possibly get a tag number to exclaim to the world he had nutted on her leg and to show it..

I’m more impressed with everyone’s ability these days to video everything.

 

[howlermonkey]

It would have been better if he were wanking as he ran all around, disappeared, and then reappeared running off into the distance still wanking.

 

[pnuggett]

So she felt it was more important to stop chasing after the guy and possibly get a tag number to exclaim to the world he had nutted on her leg and to show it..

Yeah, it amazes me when crazy shit suddenly happens and the first reaction is to start taking a video. I can assure you in this case it wouldn't be my first reaction.

 

[SteveC]

Yeah, it amazes me when crazy shit suddenly happens and the first reaction is to start taking a video. I can assure you in this case it wouldn't be my first reaction.

You'd never let go of your dick to film it?

 

[pnuggett]

You'd never let go of your dick to film it?

Hell no. No multitasking. I'm retired.

 

[Who]

I hope she never gets pregnant.

Anyone who uses the term “nutted” that quickly and naturally is not a person I want to know.


Also in that category, anyone who has used the terms "gaslighting", "ghosting", and "gatekeeping".

If you've used those terms in casual conversation and expect that people
- understand what you mean
- and will agree with whatever you're going on about
I probably never want to be in a room with you.

I don't know what it is that irks me so much about those. For example, I'm not bothered by "sus", "cap" or "no cap" (which are also likely to come out of the mouth of someone who uses gaslighting or gatekeeper).






I have way too many opinions on people when I don't know them or their situation. Maybe I'm the bad guy?

 

[Leee]

A woman starts off with, “I hate drama!”

No she doesn’t.

She doesn’t like other people’s drama.
It interferes with her own.
And she LIVES for that shit.

 

[LtDave32]

You'd never let go of your dick to film it?

I am immediately reminded of the "monkey and the cookie jar" theory.

Ain't no way he's droppin' that grip on his dick. Hell or high water, that's a "NO".

 

[LtDave32]

Anyone who uses the term “nutted” that quickly and naturally is not a person I want to know.

Kinda rolled around in her mouth like Clint Eastwood's cigar, huh?

She drew that word like a .44

 

[LtDave32]

We don't know for sure, but my money says that gal is worse of a freak than the splat-bandit.

She's had a whole Santa's Bag of toys up her ass for sure.

 

[LtDave32]

A woman starts off with, “I hate drama!”

No she doesn’t.

She doesn’t like other people’s drama.
It interferes with her own.
And she LIVES for that shit.

Just think about this: She's somebody's next-door neighbor.

Those unfortunate bastards.