Ultimate Shed

[Engel]

I just laughed so ****ing hard. thank you!!!!$#%^*&()

 

[MineGoesTo11]

That shed folds space around itself.

 

[LuckyMonkeys]

As long as they don't put a roof or walls on it, it will be fine.

 

[Thundergod]

Ok does anyone have the guy's contact number? I want him to build my next home!!!

And my next business quarters.

And fix my car.




You think he does guitar mods too?

 

[Electroman67]

Psshh, all you elitist, snobby 'murican's. Just cuz it's not up to 'murican standards you feel superior. If you missed it, the guy who built it is from Korea (I assume because it is said he can't speak fluent english).

I'm sure that meets, no, I'm sure that exceeds standards in Korea. Top notch quality. It'll last.

lol this dude spent more time and effort on a wooden scooter, and it shows.

that fkn shed looked like there's boards nailed up just to catch other boards that will fall later. lol

 

[MineGoesTo11]

 

[hecube]

That shed folds space around itself.

He had said that the geometry of the dream-place he saw was abnormal and loathsomely redolent of spheres and dimensions apart from ours…

twisted menace and suspense lurked leeringly in those crazily elusive angles of carven rock where a second glance shewed concavity after the first shewed convexity…

The rest followed him, and looked curiously at the immense carved door with the now familiar squid-dragon bas-relief…..they could not decide whether it lay flat like a trap door or slantwise like an outside cellar door…

..it moved anomalously in a diagonal way, so that all the rules of matter and perspective seemed upset…

Johansen swears he was swallowed up by an angle of masonry that shouldn’t have been there; an angle which was acute, but behaved as if it were obtuse…

–Miscellaneous quotes from “The Call of Cthulhu” by H. P. Lovecraft.

 

[Thumpalumpacus]

The first thing I thought of was this study I'd read once long ago:

 

[garweft]

Last week I got a new 4 x 12 shipped in. Today I took the box outside and cut a big hole in it so the kids could play with it like a little house.....

It looked better than this "shed"

 

[leftyguitarman]

My brother used to be a framer.. I have to show him this. He'll get a kick out of it.