Two Years in the Making...Ask Fezziwig

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Tim......What's on the other side.....?
 

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breakfast with the Beatles, lunch with Led, or supper with the Stones?
All three Jesse. BIG fan of all of them. You can learn TONS from all 3 bands. My fave of the three? I guess Zep. Then Stones >Beatles. I love Georges Tone on Revolution. What raspy fuzz.
Tim......What's on the other side.....?

P nothing I could describe. All of our posturings are useless. We are of the flesh right now. The spiritual realms are guarded. I believe there is some version of an afterlife.If not? I had a BLAST in this life.
 

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B it is my "work" table. aNGRY insane MEN have thrown it through the window:laugh2: I like it as a "literary " device. When I'm at my gateleg table like now<I'm home. I got this table in NEW HOPE PA< a big ARTY community. It is from 1880. Beauty of a table.
So how do I get a chipped table of my own? Probably not many 1880s left. Is there a reissue? Would it be as good as the original? Would the relic'ed reissue cost more? Could I buy a VOS reissue and send it off to someone who would take it all apart, then put it back together with hide glue and re-relic it? :laugh2:
 

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Does Sabu do any tricks?
Cool good question. He is extremely smart. He 'invents" ghames. He likes to climb between the shower curtains and be swaddled in the plastic. He will retrieve his mice from downstairs. He will go to his "sun spot" and cry if there is no sun. He will play Goth>a Horror trivia game>. He will "steal" tombstones from the top of the game. He likes to stand ontop of my turntable and knock guitar pics to the ground. He ALWAYS gets in bed before me and takes my spot. He will stay there until I move him. He wants to be the alpha cat:laugh2:
So how do I get a chipped table of my own? Probably not many 1880s left. Is there a reissue? Would it be as good as the original? Would the relic'ed reissue cost more? Could I buy a VOS reissue and send it off to someone who would take it all apart, then put it back together with hide glue and re-relic it? :laugh2:
B3 the 'chipped" table is my black table at work. The gateleg is the 1880's one. Now You could buy a cherry gateleg and "relic" it. My table cost $1600 in 2000. It is SWEET! Very light wood. I bought it in Lambertville Nj. It is very akward to carry and heavy. The owner of the store was a gay guy in his 60's. He had to help me carry it downstairs. Almost killed him:laugh2: Here is the gateleg with my Aceburst on it.
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If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
 

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If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

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There once was a TROLL he lived in a pillow. HE LOVED EATING BABIES! One day a mother decide to trick the troll. She made a life-size doll and filled it with oil. The TROLL eat the faux baby. The mother then threw a match at the TROLL >igniting him. :shock: Once he turned to ashes. The mother scooped up the ashes . She gave them to her husband . He smoked the TROLL. He got a GREAT buzz.

Baby oil is made of salamander semen. It is VERY good for the skin.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH_5ht5Cgu4]Tiger salamander hunting crickets - YouTube[/ame]
 

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You have to be careful with Salamander Semen. I spilled some on my cat once.


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKdy_4YBz1o&feature=player_embedded]Two-Faced Kitten Born Healthy In Port Charlotte, Florida - Kitten with 2 faces - YouTube[/ame]
 

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Where have all the good times gone?

SFK they are gone. Now we are saturated with stuff. Over-stimulation. I have FUN every day. I don't feel FUN in the world like I used to. I feel like I must MOVE THE AIR! Most people are passive now. ENTERTAIN ME! Ok > you want entertainment. Then I cut off my head and walk around with no head. People yawn:hmm:
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTch2Z6pn0w]THE KINKS - Where Have All The Good Times Gone (live 1979) - YouTube[/ame]
 

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Have you watched 'The 5 Obstructions' yet?

Raw I haven't. I will though. I'm an old Triers fan.Breaking the Waves was a great movie. I like his JUICE! He is always looking forward. Dogme 95 was a good movement. I liked their cinema verite . Only available light+sparse editing. going back to the roots of cinema.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHqZh-9AiCs]Breaking the Waves (1996) - Official Trailer - YouTube[/ame]
 

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Do you know any magic tricks?

Yes I can make people dissapear. All I have to do is plug in my guitar.:laugh2:
I have the power to hypnotize. I can make people ANGRY at will. I can "morph" my size. I can read minds sometimes. I can summon the ghost of Link Wray. I can't do conventional magic tricks. I like creating things from thin air. Moods and madness are my things.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb4-aGnXI1U]Magic Tricks Revealed: How to Light a Burnt Match - YouTube[/ame]
 

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Has he lost his mind?

(and a follow up)

Can he see or is he blind?
 

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Has he lost his mind?

(and a follow up)

Can he see or is he blind?

SFK he and I have lost our minds:laugh2:
He can see with his third eye.
Pinball Wizard?
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTzX1ii-ur8]Elton John - Pinball Wizard - Tommy (1975) [HD] - YouTube[/ame]
 

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GRlB1-Sn78]Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor - YouTube[/ame]
 

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Is this the real life? (or) Is it just fantasy?
 

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Easy come, easy go.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUL_VgxxYus]Aldo Nova - Fantasy - YouTube[/ame]
 

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