Today I learned what “dogging” means...

[Pappy58]

My fiancé works in the city and sees a lot of the craziness on the streets downtown. Here’s this morning’s text:

Her: I just saw a girl on State St. in a bikini yelling at cars. And asking for bus money. This guy said “I’ll give you $5 to shut the f**k up and get dressed”.

Me: LOL

Her: I stayed to watch but I’m inside now.She asked me if I wanted to go dogging with her.I didn’t respond just went back in.

Me: what’s “dogging?”

Her: I’m googling lol....British slang for public sex? The f**kkk

Me: wow

Her: wowow

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I nearly fell out of my chair reading through that one. Who knew?

When I was in London circa 1994 traffic was all jacked coming from the pub. Turned out a couple of thumpers were a good 10-12ft up on a try branch in s public park. "She" fell out of the tree and compound fractured her leg. But I dont think the crowd formed until after she fell!

 

[firehead]

When I was in London circa 1994 traffic was all jacked coming from the pub. Turned out a couple of thumpers were a good 10-12ft up on a try branch in s public park. "She" fell out of the tree and compound fractured her leg. But I dont think the crowd formed until after she fell!

Sounds like a hairy situation. I hope she was able to shed the humiliation.

 

[VictorB]

Are you suggesting someone could whippet up out of thin air?

You think I’m just going to roll over and believe it?

 

[PeteK]

You think I’m just going to roll over and believe it?

Don't terrier self up over it.

 

[VictorB]

Don't terrier self up over it.

All wounds heel over time.

 

[PeteK]

All wounds heel over time.

Boy, you're really gonna hound the point home

 

[firehead]

Yeah no point in going home with your tail between your legs. No one’s going to hound you over it.

 

[firehead]

Doing it in a car certainly makes it easier to flea the scene if needed.

 

[electric head]

This never gets old

 

[BrianB]

This thread is the dogs bollocks....

 

[firehead]

This never gets old

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Whoa how long you been doggin’ bro?

 

[VictorB]

This never gets old

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I can still learn new tricks, you’ll see.

 

[mdubya]

If he’s getting her from behind while the chick is desperately trying to hold in a poop, is it called prairie doggin’ doggy doggin?

We call that pushing the turtle back in its shell.

 

[efstop]

If we could just paws the punfest, we can shepherd y'all back with a pointer to the OP.

 

[VictorB]

If we could just paws the punfest, we can shepherd y'all back with a pointer to the OP.

Can you say that again in a more husky voice?

 

[six-string]

you guys and your pack mentality....
every dog has it's day

 

[efstop]

Ay, chihuahua! We're off the leash again!

 

[PeteK]

I can still learn new tricks, you’ll see.

Better take those tricks to the lab for testing

 

[six-string]

it's like The Call of The Wild in here.

 

[six-string]

so when the spectators are watching the dogging in the car
do they howl at the moon?