Today I learned what “dogging” means...

[firehead]

My fiancé works in the city and sees a lot of the craziness on the streets downtown. Here’s this morning’s text:

Her: I just saw a girl on State St. in a bikini yelling at cars. And asking for bus money. This guy said “I’ll give you $5 to shut the f**k up and get dressed”.

Me: LOL

Her: I stayed to watch but I’m inside now.She asked me if I wanted to go dogging with her.I didn’t respond just went back in.

Me: what’s “dogging?”

Her: I’m googling lol....British slang for public sex? The f**kkk

Me: wow

Her: wowow

I nearly fell out of my chair reading through that one. Who knew?

 

[sonar1]

I think they were referring to draft doggers...

 

[Olds442]

that's one way to "wash" a car.

 

[PeteK]

As long as you are 6 feet apart and your dick wears a mask, you're good to go.

 

[VictorB]

I thought it meant this.

 

[Spartom]

If he’s getting her from behind while the chick is desperately trying to hold in a poop, is it called prairie doggin’ doggy doggin?

 

[PeteK]

If he’s getting her from behind while the chick is desperately trying to hold in a poop, is it called prairie doggin’ doggy doggin?

Not sure, but if he slips it into the wrong hole, it could be chili doggin.

 

[VictorB]

I suddenly wish I wasn't in this thread

Just fur get about it.

 

[firehead]

I suddenly wish I wasn't in this thread

Well doggone!

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

I knew what it was

... so apparently I've spent way too much time on Pornhub.

 

[VictorB]

Maybe she just wanted someone to bury their bone.

 

[PeteK]

Just fur get about it.

It's a ruff world out there.

 

[Meatwad]

Old Mother Hubbard,
Went to the cupboard,
To fetch her poor doggie a bone.
When she bent over,
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.

 

[Mannish Boy]

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

 

[VictorB]

It's a ruff world out there.

Especially when you’re barking up the wrong tree.

 

[firehead]

that's one way to "wash" a car.

It truly sounds like a dog’s dinner of a sex act.

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

I bet Scotchguard sells very well over there.

 

[VictorB]

The entire story sounds pretty far-fetched.

 

[PeteK]

The entire story sounds pretty far-fetched.

Are you suggesting someone could whippet up out of thin air?