- May 31, 2007
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I’ll shepherd the thread in the right direction.
My old lieutenant, who is now retired, was a grizzled, old school veteran who spent his entire career working the road. He had a natural gift for telling stories.
On one occasion he came upon a parked car rocking away in the dark. He tapped the window, a door opened up, and three nekkid dudes were inside going to town on each other. The way he would tell the story would leave tears in everyone's eyes. An absolute riot.
Friday is coming!My fiancé works in the city and sees a lot of the craziness on the streets downtown. Here’s this morning’s text:
Her: I just saw a girl on State St. in a bikini yelling at cars. And asking for bus money. This guy said “I’ll give you $5 to shut the f**k up and get dressed”.
Her: I stayed to watch but I’m inside now.She asked me if I wanted to go dogging with her.I didn’t respond just went back in.
Me: what’s “dogging?”
Her: I’m googling lol....British slang for public sex? The f**kkk
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I nearly fell out of my chair reading through that one. Who knew?