This time. No, really.

[SGeoff]

I find it soul crushingly sad, that the whole freakin world has to end before we can get our long promised and oh so deserved slice of cake. Dave... soul crushing, i tell you

 

[Thumpalumpacus]

Every day it's the end of the world for 100,000+ people.

Don't worry, we're making replacements faster than ever.

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... and this means the death of us all, one day ...

 

[SGeoff]

cheered me right upthats better

 

[Fiat Lux]

You know, by posting this you are jinxing our survival.

Now it's gonna happen, forsureforsure.

Thus, what do we conclude from all of this?

-Howard killed the world.

That's right. Howard did it.

And he did it right here on MLP.

If you’re right Lt Dave, I’ma gonna be coming after Howard the very next day with a very sharp stick...!!

Cheers

 

[LtDave32]

I find it soul crushingly sad, that the whole freakin world has to end before we can get our long promised and oh so deserved slice of cake. Dave... soul crushing, i tell you

Two flies in that ointment.

Can you guess as to what?


"promised" and "deserved".

 

[MikeyTheCat]

Well Dave...

 

[MooCheng]

so the world will end,
the great and mighty are working on it

 

[Marshall & Moonshine]

I find it soul crushingly sad, that the whole freakin world has to end before we can get our long promised and oh so deserved slice of cake. Dave... soul crushing, i tell you

Did you not get a piece? We all did....
Oh shit....
Was that supposed to be a secret??
Aw, hell with it....
Worlds ending anyway.
There was still a piece left, but @Rich was eyeballing pretty intensely. I told him we were saving it for you, but you know how he is.
Oh well.
See you on the other side!

 

[HeartString]

The world was on track to end in September. Then, somewhat surprisingly, the speculation was wrong and was revised to be Oct 15th.

Clearly that was wrong too. I know, seems unlikely right?


But now we have a third date. They HAVE to be right this time, right?

http://nationalpost.com/news/world/...d-back-twice-when-an-imaginary-planet-appears



Nut jobs.

But it's scary that plenty of people buy into the end of the world nonsense.


Don't let your kids skip school!

Back before the internet and cable TV we would only get these stories once every 5 or 10 years in the news. Now, it's damn near every 6 months

 

[LtDave32]

so the world will end,
the great and mighty are working on it

Well, of course I am. Aren't I always?

And it starts right here on MLP.

 

[Marshall & Moonshine]

Oh my god.....
Lt’s gonna poison the cake!!!!

 

[LtDave32]

No, I'm working on saving the day, you fool you.

I have a cape and everything.

 

[MooCheng]

Well, of course I am. Aren't I always?

And it starts right here on MLP.

lol, I was thinking more along the lines of our world leaders, the madmen with their fingers on the button will probably end it all for us, the trouble is they are yet to agree on a date

 

[MikeyTheCat]

Oh my god.....
Lt’s gonna poison the cake!!!!

First he'd have to bake the darn thing, and we know he can't find his EZ Bake Oven assuming the light bulb in it is still working.

 

[SGeoff]

Two flies in that ointment.

Can you guess as to what?


"promised" and "deserved".

oof. ima go on my cakeless way. somehow..

 

[Bytor1958]

Yes. Cake. You heard it here.

As long as it's triple chocolate I'm good.

 

[LtDave32]

First he'd have to bake the darn thing, and we know he can't find his EZ Bake Oven assuming the light bulb in it is still working.

Hey, don't knock Susie Homemaker Easy-bake ovens. My next door neighbor "Pattie" made me a cake in one when I had the chicken pox when I was six.

So yeah. I had cake once. In 1964.

 

[E1WOOD5150]

No, I'm working on saving the day, you fool you.

I have a cape and everything.

I find comfort in the fact the good Lt has a cape, but it's a little off-putting that he's wearing his underwear outside his pants.

Truth is, I wouldn't mind so much if they were some cool drawers in a superhero-ish color (blue, red or yellow. Gold or silver would do the trick, too.), but the grayish white with the brown stripe in the back just doesnt inspire confidence.

That said, if anyone can save our collective asses, my money is on Dave.

 

[KTM]

Hey, don't knock Susie Homemaker Easy-bake ovens. My next door neighbor "Pattie" made me a cake in one when I had the chicken pox when I was six.

So yeah. I had cake once. In 1964.

Those Easy Bake ovens don't work so well with a fluorescent or LED bulb... Now it makes perfect sense why Lt Dave has been saying no cake. Now, if we could get some bootleg incandescent bulbs in from Canada or someplace.