Things I've learned over 10,000 posts

[LtDave32]

Thank you for introducing me to the term "taggots".

"taggots".. bhahahahah.

 

[Frettter]

Welp kids ive said over 10k things to you people but what matters more are the hundreds of thousands of things youve all said to me in return both directly and indirectly.
Ive learned things, lots of thing. Here are some.

Everything that can be said can be said with cat puctures
I strangely do like pappy wap
Gain doesnt always reside on 10
Pickguard on
Bacon is the answer
Extreme couponing affords you Les pauls and fancy boots
Pickguard off
When we say we want a new guitar we want it to be old
When something seems shady it typically is
Possums are tough
You can put a pool ball inside a guitar and its cool, build in an fx loop and its an abortion
Building a guitar is hard!
Sometimes Francis needs to lighten up
G string jokes never get old.
Taste is truly subjective
Any thread can turn into a discussion about black flag
Clown gifs are more fun in bunches
Some threads are built to be derailed, so are some thread starters
Skintaster likes this
Australians never sleep
I now know who onehippie is... I think
When youre too lazy to fact check your statement dont worry, thump will
You cant polish a turd but you can make a turd with polish
Theres something in the meat
Tim Fezziwig only makes enough sense when he sums up his feeling with an iggy pop video.
Its always Friday
You can have deep connections and friendship with people you may never see.
The depth of peoples willingness to help a brother out is amazing.
READ THE TAGS .. They are like their own thread
Bill hates clowns
Morrow hates snakes
Mailkon is not an asian woman
There are 4 guys who never leave after hours
I like one ugly rat bastard.
Guys here are way to eager to dress like women.
LZF has the worlds best comedic timing, often its missed
Most of my friends are in their 50s, they act younger than me
Drew is a cartoon character and is perpetually 16
There are more bassists here than you know.
All the things you describe about music that you all like would lead you to Clutch but you still wont click the damn links and listen.
Famous musicians are just dudes too.
If its broke the answer is always "send it to Greg"
Im apparently a septic tank?
Thats racist
Lots of guitars look great... But how do they sound?

I have now resided for 10000+ posts amongst tough guys, socks, spiritual leader, trouble, coconut heads, apple heads, dick heads, snake licking dicks, slash tonez, chipped tables, beasts, teles, wangcasters, guns...and roses, brazilians and fakes, libtards, right zealots, skittens, seppos, limeys, hippies of all varietys, monkeys, spandex nightmares, innovations, taggots, cross dressers, cowboys, bikers, basement dwellers, rock stars and 3 chord heroes.


I love all you guys for what you are and wouldnt trade you for the world.
Its nice to know no matter where i land on a map i got someone there that has my back.

The most important lesson ive learned here..
If you dont know what youre talking about or more importantly no one else knows what youre talking about you should just shut your damn pine hole.

That may have qaulified you for a doctorate degree of some sort! Or, a visit to Stock_Hippie's shrinkdoc.

 

[jlu52]

Hey bud, one thing I've learned within the course of your 10,000 posts is that you're one helluva good man, and I'm enriched by knowing you. Here's to many tens of thousands more, and all good things coming your way, my friend!

 

[7gtop]

That may have qaulified you for doctorate degree of some sort! Or, a visit to Stock_Hippie's shrinkdoc.

 

[Frettter]

Might I add to things learned from this site?

Heavy strings = mouth punched

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

and don't forget,..."There is nothing that cant be made better by introducing a clown with titties."

 

[Sin Nombre]

MUST NOT LOOK!

Do not resist, look.

 

[lunchmeat]

Coming up in the next 10,000


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esJl7MZoVww&feature=youtu.be

 

[SexyGibson]

Dammit man; you forgot about the boobs !

 

[Thumpalumpacus]

I've learned guitarists are my audience? Banned from Poetry +Rassling+Fiction+Baseball forums. MLP I've survived! I LOVE YOU ALLLLLLLLLL! I do? Yes,don't tell anybody!
I will survive - YouTube

We love you, Tim. You don't have to be smart, or muscley, or creative, or bat .350.

We love you, 'cause you can play a C and G through a cranked amp at high speed. Now shut the hell up and play.

 

[Job-Job type Job]

Here's to 10,000 more.

 

[Groove Toad]

 

[Thumpalumpacus]

"taggots".. bhahahahah.

I invented that word, god damn it. I even got banned for it.

But fvck me, I don't get no goddamned credit.

Fvck all y'all!

 

[Gin&Pentatonic]

I invented that word, god damn it. I even got banned for it.

But fvck me, I don't get no goddamned credit.

Fvck all y'all!

Cred given.

 

[slapshot]

it's true gorillas can learn

 

[LtDave32]

I invented that word, god damn it. I even got banned for it.

But fvck me, I don't get no goddamned credit.

Fvck all y'all!

I believe you thump.

 

[lariat]

Thanks for the spoilers - saves me a lot of time learning all of that stuff on my own.

Congrats on your 10K!

 

[12watt]

We have to learn things here now? Awwwww.

 

[Kezman]

So, idol............. About this thread!



What I'm pretending to feel........

What I think I feel............

How I really feel............

Great thread brother, I can relate to all that stuff
Congrats on 10k

 

[JTM45]

Welp kids ive said over 10k things to you people but what matters more are the hundreds of thousands of things youve all said to me in return both directly and indirectly.
Ive learned things, lots of thing. Here are some.

Everything that can be said can be said with cat puctures
I strangely do like pappy wap
Gain doesnt always reside on 10
Pickguard on
Bacon is the answer
Extreme couponing affords you Les pauls and fancy boots
Pickguard off
When we say we want a new guitar we want it to be old
When something seems shady it typically is
Possums are tough
You can put a pool ball inside a guitar and its cool, build in an fx loop and its an abortion
Building a guitar is hard!
Sometimes Francis needs to lighten up
G string jokes never get old.
Taste is truly subjective
Any thread can turn into a discussion about black flag
Clown gifs are more fun in bunches
Some threads are built to be derailed, so are some thread starters
Skintaster likes this
Australians never sleep
I now know who onehippie is... I think
When youre too lazy to fact check your statement dont worry, thump will
You cant polish a turd but you can make a turd with polish
Theres something in the meat
Tim Fezziwig only makes enough sense when he sums up his feeling with an iggy pop video.
Its always Friday
You can have deep connections and friendship with people you may never see.
The depth of peoples willingness to help a brother out is amazing.
READ THE TAGS .. They are like their own thread
Bill hates clowns
Morrow hates snakes
Mailkon is not an asian woman
There are 4 guys who never leave after hours
I like one ugly rat bastard.
Guys here are way to eager to dress like women.
LZF has the worlds best comedic timing, often its missed
Most of my friends are in their 50s, they act younger than me
Drew is a cartoon character and is perpetually 16
There are more bassists here than you know.
All the things you describe about music that you all like would lead you to Clutch but you still wont click the damn links and listen.
Famous musicians are just dudes too.
If its broke the answer is always "send it to Greg"
Im apparently a septic tank?
Thats racist
Lots of guitars look great... But how do they sound?

I have now resided for 10000+ posts amongst tough guys, socks, spiritual leader, trouble, coconut heads, apple heads, dick heads, snake licking dicks, slash tonez, chipped tables, beasts, teles, wangcasters, guns...and roses, brazilians and fakes, libtards, right zealots, skittens, seppos, limeys, hippies of all varietys, monkeys, spandex nightmares, innovations, taggots, cross dressers, cowboys, bikers, basement dwellers, rock stars and 3 chord heroes.


I love all you guys for what you are and wouldnt trade you for the world.
Its nice to know no matter where i land on a map i got someone there that has my back.

The most important lesson ive learned here..
If you dont know what youre talking about or more importantly no one else knows what youre talking about you should just shut your damn pine hole.

Greatest thread ever!