theres going to be rage in scotland,


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Feb 20, 2013
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*Wheeze* *Cackle* *Snort*

I love this Monty Python shit.

Almost as funny as the solicitations they put out when they're doing job hiring these days.

Must have four year college degree.
Must be proficient in all Microsoft and Adobe software products.
Must have at least four years experience in the waste management field.
Must be able to work with a fast-paced group both as a team player and as one comfortable with taking individual initiative.

Job description:
Candidate will be selecting loose detritus on city streets, spearing it with a specially designed spike on the end of a regulation pole and placing it in compliant garbage bags. Candidate will identify human excrement on sidewalks and other public areas and refer it to the sanitization committee.

It will cull most intelligent educated folks at the get-go that can read and comprehend because they know the top part is total bullshit and can suss out it is a garbage man job. They won't touch that with a ten foot pole.

The Bufords will apply without even reading the 'Musts". The employer can use the top part to reject Bufords that present way too high on the Bufordry Scale during the interview.

Sooooo, HR can select from the Bufords that will be happy with the job... Give em a ball cap and a title of refuse specialist or something and they're good.... Not being cold or anything, it is a job they are qualified for... Everybody, somewhere along the line, makes conscious decision that results in their qualification matter how high or how the point of rocket scientist or null & void.... Their decision....

One should do something to improve one's station in life.....or just shut up and sweep. We all have busted our asses doing shit jobs to get by at a point in time, myself included, but we had goals and shot for em. We watched for opportunities and pursued em. No matter what job one has, its pay scale, whatever, if one is happy doing it, that's a BIG WIN... I passed on opportunities for waaaaaaay more geet and prestige than what I did for years...but I was happy in most caps I wore for any length of time...


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May 19, 2010
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I had no idea that Period Poverty was so bad in Scotland!!!1!! Apparently it can cost up to 8 lbs a month to buy period protection and the majority of Scotswomen can't afford it. I'm glad that their gov't has stepped up to plug the leak!
They just goin' with the flow.


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TBF i thought we already broke that taboo

Fiat Lux

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Scotland is generally a fairly progressive, liberal country. So i‘m astounded that in that context so many Scottish women seem to hate inclusivity and diversity.

Where’s the love for women with penises?



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If you shove a tampon up your ass, will it soak up swampass from working outside in unbearable heat? Asking for a friend. :)


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Apr 30, 2009
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Does the rest of the world have a hard time defining what a woman is or is that just a uniquely stupid American thing?
Florida definitely has issues with it.
I'm not talking the butt-floss bikini types in the Miami River, now.
But there are definitely some folks down there that need signs with circles and arrows, etc.

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