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[pnuggett]

Nantucket man sued for allegedly cutting down neighbor’s trees for an ocean view

‘I wasn't trespassing, I was clearing out her crappy trees,’ Jonathan Jacoby told the Boston Globe

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Gfunk_Minor]

Who couldn't see past a tree....

 

[Uncle Vinnie]

This will end badly for "the man". Trespass and destruction of property. Get out the checkbook.

 

[Gfunk_Minor]

Or, get over picking up the soap in jail.

 

[electric head]

This will end badly for "the man". Trespass and destruction of property. Get out the checkbook.

Sounds like he can afford it ..

 

[rcole_sooner]

Seems to support the limerick.

 

[DavGrape]

Neighbor's trailer spoils my view of down the street.

Guess that wrecks my plan of arsonizing it.

 

[electric head]

 

[Gfunk_Minor]

Neighbor's trailer spoils my view of down the street.

Guess that wrecks my plan of arsonizing it.

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If you cut down some of those pointy trees, they may fall once in the RV's direction causing him to have to move it....???

 

[DavGrape]

Sucks mowing around them things, anyway; capital idea! ↑

House isn't air conditioned, but the trailer is.
Hot nights, that's where they crash.
Hahaha!

Cool trailer; side pops out, one of those.

 

[Gfunk_Minor]

Sucks mowing around them things, anyway; capital idea! ↑

House isn't air conditioned, but the trailer is.
Hot nights, that's where they crash.
Hahaha!

Better yet, sneak over there and put some peanut butter on the roof of the RV. I can almost guarantee that night critters will make a ruckus...??

 

[DavGrape]

Oh yeah; I got regular racoon visitors....

Could be the pork chop bones I toss out for them...

 

[Lungo]

Just when I thought peoples’ sense of entitlement couldn’t get any more ridiculous.

 

[Bluesky]

 

[Leee]

This will end badly for "the man". Trespass and destruction of property. Get out the checkbook.

Wow, the hubris.
The unmitigated gall.
Family planted those trees 50 years ago?

Blatant FUCK YOU to the neighbors.
Daring them to come after him.

I’m with @Uncle Vinnie here.

And I wouldn’t want a good lawyer.
I would want the sleaziest, most aggressive, shit-bag attorney money could buy.
No mercy.

Sick ‘im!!!

I want new trees, bigger and more beautiful than the ones you destroyed.

And when I finally got everything the courts could give me, I would keep coming back for more. Harass that piece of shit into an early grave.

Fuck me?
FUCK YOU.