There is now less of a chance of someone taking a crap in your car

[Thumpalumpacus]

I heard the perp was a talented jazz singer, known for scat-singing. He had 2 day jobs, one at the local Baskin-Robbins dispensing soft-serve, the other making sliders for White Castle.

I think I'll stop with the corny jokes now.

 

[rockstar232007]

 

[Kamen_Kaiju]

Please be a Jabba the Hutt cake
Please be a Jabba the Hutt cake
Please be a Jabba the Hutt cake
Please be a Jabba the Hutt cake
Please be a Jabba the Hutt cake
Please be a Jabba the Hutt cake

 

[McCloud9]

Too bad about the cars, I'm sure he rectum.

What the heck is wrong with some people anyway. Probably be reading about this nutcase again.

 

[Tone deaf]

Too bad the perp is already 18. If he was a juvenile, the state would wipe him clean, when her turns 18...

 

[SteveGangi]

Too bad the perp is already 18. If he was a juvenile, the state would wipe him clean, when her turns 18...

Actually it is a good thing. Instead of wiping it away, there will always be a stain on his record.