There is now less of a chance of someone taking a crap in your car

[Rich]

New Jersey Cops May Have Solved Case Of Thief Who Craps In Backseat Of Victims

New Jersey cops may have cracked the case of the thief who has been burglarizing vehicles and defecating in the backseat of the ransacked cars.

Hadith Caesar, 18, was nabbed Saturday after a witness called cops to report that he had spotted a suspicious person inside an auto parked in a neighbor’s driveway. Armed with a description provided by the witness, Carteret cops arrested Caesar, who had pedaled away from the burglarized car on a mountain bike.

When the vehicle’s owner examined the car, he discovered that his belongings had been strewn about the vehicle. Additionally (and repulsively), the man found an, um, fresh pile of feces in the backseat.

Police are now probing whether Caesar was responsible for two prior Carteret auto burglaries that included the thief defecating in the ransacked vehicles. Caesar, pictured in the above mug shots, is being held in the Middlesex County jail in lieu of $15,000.

Caesar has been charged with theft and harassment. The latter count refers to the alleged backseat detailing since New Jersey criminal statutes do not specifically address automotive defecation.

 

[ext1jdh]

What a piece of crap. That's a really sh*tty thing to do.

 

[The Refugee]

Sh*t

 

[Benjammin]

someone should shit on his bike, see how he likes that

 

[12watt]

If he had accomplices, he may turn stool pigeon.

 

[Benjammin]

If he had accomplices, he may turn stool pigeon.

Wakka wakka!

 

[VictorB]

I'd bring that car to a dump after that happened!

 

[lespaul01]

He gives new meaning to poop & scoop.

 

[chazza]

I'd bring that car to a dump after that happened!

Or even to the scrap yard

 

[PraXis]

poopies

 

[Hamtone]

I knew a couple who go and screw in strangers cars at parties and leave the car all fkd up. Taking a dump in a car is just wrong

 

[12watt]

I knew a couple who go and screw in strangers cars at parties and leave the car all fkd up. Taking a dump in a car is just wrong

Rolling around naked and sweaty in my car would probably leave it cleaner.

 

[Hamtone]

Rolling around naked and sweaty in my car would probably leave it cleaner.

Hahahaha

 

[SteveGangi]

Did the police smack him on the nose with a news paper while yelling BAD BAD! ?

 

[6stringer]

[New Jersey Cops May Have Solved Case Of Thief Who Craps In Backseat Of Victims

When the poopetrator fled the scene, he left skidmarks.

Good work on behalf of Jersey's finest. They really know their shit.

 

[SteveGangi]

Well, this clown is in a world of shit now.

 

[JMV]

Never shit a shitter. This is what happens.

 

[ext1jdh]

wait wait wait wait wait.....









were any of the victims driving a dump truck?

 

[SteveGangi]

 

[Benjammin]

I'd bring that car to a dump after that happened!

he brought the dump to the car