The Problem with ART+ Guitar Mags+ Ham

[Tim Fezziwig]

Hi, back again. More "expressing?venting?pure BS to unleash on an unimpressed world. I was checking out some ART + POETRY forums. I saw cliche's everywhere. I was probably the biggest one= misunderstood+tortured outsider The problem is humans beat the same old drum over and over. There is no avoiding this. We are limited. A "fluid" ARTIST is a rare thing. Let me rephrase that. A great "fluid" ARTIST is rare. I have known many "fickle" ARTISTS. Always late to the party. I think Andy Warhol had the right idea. ART by committee. Having a stale day? Plug in an ART lackey,

"Hey,,,,,, peachface,,,,,, write some tirades."

I could sit back and daydream in peace. My friend Big Possum put it best,
"Most times personality is a liability."

Imagine a "pliable" Axel Rose?" Axel, come on get in the van, here is your wig, smile, press flesh."

A less "petulant" Jeff Beck,
"Jeff , here is MR. Rod Stewart....kiss kiss, write some hits."

THE PROBLEM WITH ART IS THE ARTISTS!




Guitar Mags

I engage the Mrs.
" Let's create ART."

We go into the SIN room. I reach into the closet. Books full of paisley,roses, animal-scapes. Mrs. Fezz pulls apart wrapping papers.

"Look what I found. Glow in the dark grey/gray alien stickers."

She pulls them from the tin-foil bedsheet.

I try the top shelf again,

PAYDIRT= more guitar mags

GUITAR ONE 3/2005= The Rocker's Guide to JAZZ- WES+ANGUS cover
GUITAR PLAYER 5//2006= 99 WAYS TO PLAY BETTER NOW!- JEFF BECK W/OXBLOOD LP cover

I stop. Why push it? These two mags are priceless. I need some JAZZ chording. I need to PLAY BETTER. Why?

Why do I? Oh yeah ,2027 COMEBACK. I can practice for 14 years. Get good, get REAL good.........



HAMBUYHAM


Ham is good for you. After you eat it.Think of the plains,,,,,,running,,,,,,fires,,,,,

This speeds up metabolism...

Buy More Pork.

 

[jeff_farkas]

Ham = good!!

 

[SFK]

Mmm. Hammmmmmmm.

 

[jeff_farkas]

Mmm. Hammmmmmmm.

Bean and Ham soup!!

 

[Mattyboy]

Ham & scalloped potatos. Fvckin A!

Seriously, just take the letter A, and fvck it. Cuz it's that good!

 

[SFK]

Or the letter B...

 

[jeff_farkas]

Ham & scalloped potatos. Fvckin A!

Seriously, just take the letter A, and fvck it. Cuz it's that good!

YES!! A combination made in heaven.

 

[Mattyboy]

Or the letter B...

Even better. As long as it isn't W. Too many sharp points.

 

[BluesRock]

I think I was able to comprehend most of that post. Should I be afraid?

oh, and HAAAAAM.

 

[jeff_farkas]

I think I was able to comprehend most of that post. Should I be afraid?

oh, and HAAAAAM.

Don't forget Taylor Ham!! Gift from the Gods!!

 

[NeptuneBlue]

I thought you said you were gonna die in 2027... glad to hear it'll only be your guitar comeback!

Thinking about jazz now, are we?

 

[SFK]

TomTom:

I am humbled by you signature.

 

[Tim Fezziwig]

I think I was able to comprehend most of that post. Should I be afraid?

oh, and HAAAAAM.

B, I was giving TOO much....spinning,,,"almost" angry. Wife don't like it,,,,,she butters the bread

I thought you said you were gonna die in 2027... glad to hear it'll only be your guitar comeback!

Thinking about jazz now, are we?

TT, good memory. 2027=DEATH. Thank ye GODS. Third time is the charm. Redemption. Get to jam with Link. I'm a 13 year FEZZ, like a locust. I need that long to wash the BITTER from my mouth. Jazz, Rock, Blues,Salsa......I guess. I'm only playing for the wife and cat. I "priced myself out", I want $87,000 for 45 minutes. I've been offered $50

 

[Tim Fezziwig]

Sfk is badass!

 

[NeptuneBlue]

TomTom:

I am humbled by you signature.

Thanks. I rather like it myself - it was a good post

 

[NeptuneBlue]

B, I was giving TOO much....spinning,,,"almost" angry. Wife don't like it,,,,,she butters the bread


TT, good memory. 2027=DEATH. Thank ye GODS. Third time is the charm. Redemption. Get to jam with Link. I'm a 13 year FEZZ, like a locust. I need that long to wash the BITTER from my mouth. Jazz, Rock, Blues,Salsa......I guess. I'm only playing for the wife and cat. I "priced myself out", I want $87,000 for 45 minutes. I've been offered $50

...? Stopping is okay, but that culminating in death... sounds a bit extreme. Eh, that idea will probably fly right over your head, forget I said that. Odd way to predict the future. Good luck... I guess? with whatever you're gonna do, whatever you're looking for.

 

[Hack]

 

[Tim Fezziwig]

...? Stopping is okay, but that culminating in death... sounds a bit extreme. Eh, that idea will probably fly right over your head, forget I said that. Odd way to predict the future. Good luck... I guess? with whatever you're gonna do, whatever you're looking for.

TT, this is the third time around for me. I like talking JUNK. 2027 popped into my trance state. I'll be 61. Sabu will be on his last legs. Mrs. Fezz and I will be in trouble without his guidance. I'm hoping to call 65 Foot Dobson to "TRANSFORM " our world. I think I may be in PURGATORY already? I had a BAD car-crash in 87. No scratches? a DESTROYED 71Challenger? Seems strange.

First life/death ended in 1940. I was a street-punk, got knifed.Age 16.
Second- HEEL pro 'Rassler died in car-wreck DRUNK 1966.
Third= THE CHARM. PASS GO. GET REDEMPTION

 

[Groove Toad]

Art is fun. Is finger painting art?

Guitar mags, only Vintage Guitar. No ham handed guitarist worship.

Ham is good!

 

[Tim Fezziwig]

Art is fun. Is finger painting art?

Guitar mags, only Vintage Guitar. No ham handed guitarist worship.

Ham is good!

GT, I believe it is ART when you attempt to elate-anger-confuse +++ your daddy,peers, yourself. The monkey throwing poop is an ARTIST.
I like UK mags GUITARIST+TOTAL GUITAR. I get GuitarPlayer, this month feautures Kurt and 13 new FUZZZZZZZZZ