The Mad Hatter's Tea Party

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Good Morning folkses.

 

[79standard]

Good Morning folkses.

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Good mornings and afternoons, everybody!

Not sure about geophysical time, but greetings and good vibes to all.

...and the word for today (should you choose to accept it) is SPORGE.
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SPORGE.
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[79standard]

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Ye gods, I've killed the thread!

 

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Ye gods, I've killed the thread!

Not yet...


Good Morning folkses.

We've had heavy outbreaks of the plague in nursing homes in my county for weeks on end now which distort the statistical numbers of actual spreading rates.

Rumours are out that the lockdown will be extended beyond end of January.

Meanwhile the vaccination is progressing at a very slow rate due to lack of supplies.

With a bit of luck I may get the vaccine by early summer. Never thought that at almost 66 years old I would be too young for something....

 

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It's quite an overused term IMO but I think this is awesome: a 90+ year old guitar in factory mint condition:

 

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Wow! Nice guitar!

 

[MelvinDale]

It's quite an overused term IMO but I think this is awesome: a 90+ year old guitar in factory mint condition:

What? about 300.00 and I'll take it, but no more than that - it's old . . . OK, I'll trade you my Kramer and give me 50.00
I means all shinny and stuff - I'll relic it for you if you wnt.

 

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What? about 300.00 and I'll take it, but no more than that - it's old . . . OK, I'll trade you my Kramer and give me 50.00
I means all shinny and stuff - I'll relic it for you if you wnt.

 

[MelvinDale]

Good day gents - It appears '79 was correct - it's usually me that kills threads, but for once . . .

 

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Yodies all!
Good juju to that what needs it!

 

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Oh my homey jeebus.... Played several Sire basses and mondo impressed. Biz partner just got a new Marcus Miller top of the line bass that is unreal.... Now they do guitars... They do ALL of it, electronics, pickups, everything.... Man oh man...

Check the page and click on the vid (Anderton's review).... Killer... Their Lesters are snappy as hell....great pickups.... The Skrats in the beginning of vid with BBQ Maple necks make me moist they sounds so good... You can tell the Anderton guys are getting off playing them too... They usually aren't that excited...

Larry Carlton L7

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sire-usa.com

 

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Made-up News Dept, Surrealist Humor Division:

In the tiny town of Duck's F*ckage, Alaska,
a goat exploded on Main Street today around noon.
It went baa-a-a-a-a-a-a(m)!
Authorities blame terminal flatulence.

Nobody was hurt, but several people were hit by flying cheese.


More details as they emerge (and apologies to Geroge Carlin for riffing on his "exploding dog" gag) .
Baaaaa!

And now, News for Wombats...

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Made-up News Dept, Surrealist Humor Division:

In the tiny town of Duck's F*ckage, Alaska,
a goat exploded on Main Street today around noon.
It went baa-a-a-a-a-a-a(m)!
Authorities blame terminal flatulence.

Nobody was hurt, but several people were hit by flying cheese.


More details as they emerge (and apologies to Geroge Carlin for riffing on his "exploding dog" gag) .
Baaaaa!

And now, News for Wombats...

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Good Morning folkses.

 

[MelvinDale]

Hey there, Hi there, Ho there . . . we're as happy as can be . . .
OK oldster's tell me you didn't sing the rest of it.

 

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Morning all, afternoon Tom... a balmy 40° here today so far....

 

[MelvinDale]

Evening most . . . morning Tom.
Just a bump so I don't have to keep scrolling - that's all - carry on
Oh, been snowing since Friday afternoon . . glad I no longer go anywhere.

 

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Good Morning folkses.

 

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Just when you think that 2020 was a shit year 2021 doesn't start off much better. Car had to go into the garage because of still unidentified trouble with the clutch - will cost me some 1.200 european bucks or even more depending on what they'll find...

 

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Just when you think that 2020 was a shit year 2021 doesn't start off much better. Car had to go into the garage because of still unidentified trouble with the clutch - will cost me some 1.200 european bucks or even more depending on what they'll find...

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I'm sorry, Tom.
It's hard enough to deal with routine expenses, but those big surprises are just horrible.
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