The Limerick Thread

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To give a vagina a purge
and Harmony just fitted the bill. :shock:


:laugh2: Sorry you just asked for that..Cheeky madam..

:wow: You git! Right revenge will be very sweet at the meet for sure! Be warned :D

Phil, I didn't make up the limerick, I only added one line. :cool::lol:
 

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To recap..

A grumpy old bastard named Greg--
Kept spare strings in his hollow left leg
Upon snapping a 'G'
took his leg off at the knee





Now someone needs to fill in the last line of the Limerick..any takers? :lol:
 

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I'd heard that Flick went to Venice...
To the locals, he was a menace,
He hired a boat
 

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...Now 'shrinkage' describes his wet penice! :D

(Deliberate misspelling)

BB
 

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BB's wife went into a snit,
For a reason he's shy to admit,
 

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BB's wife went into a snit,
For a reason he's shy to admit,
had he kept the thing covered,

She would not have discovered

....
 

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Good one! :lol:

BB

OK, another...

There once was a woman named Pat...
 

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Who had such a sweet pussy............ cat
 

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