The Limerick Thread

[Lampens]

took his leg of at the knee

 

[Harmony]

To give a vagina a purge
and Harmony just fitted the bill.


Sorry you just asked for that..Cheeky madam..

You git! Right revenge will be very sweet at the meet for sure! Be warned

Phil, I didn't make up the limerick, I only added one line.

 

[Harmony]

To recap..

A grumpy old bastard named Greg--
Kept spare strings in his hollow left leg
Upon snapping a 'G'
took his leg off at the knee





Now someone needs to fill in the last line of the Limerick..any takers?

 

[b-squared]

And thumped out 'Aint Too Proud to Beg!'

 

[b-squared]

New one!

I'd heard that Flick went to Venice...

 

[huffdaddy]

.

 

[Harmony]

.
Edit.. beat me to it

 

[Harmony]

I'd heard that Flick went to Venice...
To the locals, he was a menace,
He hired a boat

 

[b-squared]

...but fell in the moat...

 

[b-squared]

...Now 'shrinkage' describes his wet penice!

(Deliberate misspelling)

BB

 

[b-squared]

New one!

Now, BB's wife went into a snit--

 

[Harmony]

...Now 'shrinkage' describes his wet penice!

(Deliberate misspelling)

BB

 

[huffdaddy]

BB's wife went into a snit,
For a reason he's shy to admit,

 

[Phil47uk]

You git! Right revenge will be very sweet at the meet for sure! Be warned

Phil, I didn't make up the limerick, I only added one line.

And I only added two.

 

[PapaSquash]

BB's wife went into a snit,
For a reason he's shy to admit,

had he kept the thing covered,

 

[Harmony]

BB's wife went into a snit,
For a reason he's shy to admit,
had he kept the thing covered,

She would not have discovered

....

 

[single cut 54]

BB's wife went into a snit,
For a reason he's shy to admit,
had he kept the thing covered,

She would not have discovered

....

He'd got tooth marks in his left tit.

 

[b-squared]

Good one!

BB

OK, another...

There once was a woman named Pat...

 

[John Vasco]

Who had such a sweet pussy............ cat

 

[specflec]

He would rub on her leg