Thanksgiving Catastrophe

[VictorB]

I went to my sister’s house this year, and she rescued two stray kittens about a week ago… it absolutely made the holiday!

 

[TheX]

Ahh, the new home owners!

 

[danohat]

Kitties are electric!

 

[fry]

How do you prepare them? Hardly enough to feed everyone.

 

[brokentoeswalker]

How do you prepare them? Hardly enough to feed everyone.

They make the almond roca.

 

[TheX]

They make the almond roca.

Do0d, I haven't even thought about that stuff for years...but now I need to order some. Thanks!


Off to Amazon.

 

[Leee]

After all the turkey and tryptophan, I’m guessing everyone was catatonic?

 

[edro]

Kittens are cool as hell.... They haven't gotten to that age where you do not matter or even exist in their world anymore.... You become merely a food delivery human...

Cats can ignore you on a level impossible for a human to reach....

It's like they walk over to you, let you rub them for a minute and then say 'You've had enough attention worthless human. I shall now ignore you. Be sure to have my food bowl filled now if not sooner. Failure to do so will result in shelves and tables being devoid of all objects. Your call worthless human.....

 

[I Break Things]

Awwwwwwwww!!! They look like some of the kittens our local feral cat, Camo, had. I loved those cats. I had named the kitten that resembles those two Annabelle Lee. I called her Anna-Belly because she had an especially fluffy belly. She was like a little cotton ball in cat form.

 

[Marshall & Moonshine]

Mine was pretty rough, actually.

 

[Leee]

Mine had a habit of biting you when he was done letting you pet him.
It took me about a year to break him of that shit, but I finally did.

Well, it was more of a compromise.
He will still bite, just lightly now…

Then he proudly thrusts his tail up and slowly struts away.

 

[rockstar232007]

Don't you mean, "Cat-astrophe"?

 

[Knoby]

Well, bit small but if you dont have turkey, why not?

What sauce did you serve em up with and how did they taste?

 

[Juan Tumani]

 

[Dr. Arkam]

Kittens are adorable. Cats on the other hand…I fucking hate cats.

 

[Juan Tumani]

Kittens are adorable. Cats on the other hand…I fucking hate cats.

They aren't all bad but some of them can be real "Cat-ssholes".

 

[Scooter2112]

How do you prepare them? Hardly enough to feed everyone.

Kittens. AKA = Chinese cheeseburgers.

 

[efstop]

It is writtten,
"We are smitten
By a kitten."

 

[Roxy13]

It is writtten,
"We are smitten
By a kitten."

It is how I keep getting roped into becoming a human cat mom to abandoned infant kittens.

 

[fry]

I like kitties, I do. Sadly, I am allergic to them. My eyes will get red and itchy, and I will start wheezing. It kinda sucks. I can pet one a little, but I have to go wash my hands right away before I accidentally touch one of my eyes. If not for this silliness, I’m sure there would be a cat in my house for certain.