- Oct 21, 2008
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Weekly World News
RONALD MCDONALD SENTENCED TO DEATH!
WASHINGTON The U.S. Justice Department has ordered Ronald McDonald put to death.
Last week more than 550 health professionals and organizations pressured the U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder to take legal action against Ronald McDonald, claiming that he has poisoned American children for decades.
Holder immediately signed a letter to McDonalds Corp. asking the maker of Happy Meals to stop marketing junk food to kids and to put Ronald McDonald to death. Michelle Obama signed the letter as well.