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Fret Hopper

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I made John Holmes envious.


...and I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express.
 

Scooter2112

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I invented powdered water AND the question mark.

I also hugged Halle Berry about 35 years ago.

One of the above statements is actually true.
 

gadafi

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My IQ is so high it defies math.
I once made Zeus shock himself when he was juggling lightning bolts.
Some people wanted me to run for President, but I silenced them. The world is not yet ready, but my time is nigh as fuck.
When I pee in public pools, people cheer and lifeguards thank me for my service.
Hmmm, we sound very similar.
 

JTM45

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I’ve never had a plug, dildo, or other non medical item in my ass
I’ve been sober for 33 years and I don’t smoke dope
I‘ve got a guitar
I’m 5’10 194 lbs and have man titties
I love my Wife and Millie
‘I’m wearing a safety mask when I’m in public and I’m practicing safe distancing
I’m a giant asshole, but I’m a nice guy
 
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Uncle Remus

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My IQ is so high it defies math.
I once made Zeus shock himself when he was juggling lightning bolts.
Some people wanted me to run for President, but I silenced them. The world is not yet ready, but my time is nigh as fuck.
When I pee in public pools, people cheer and lifeguards thank me for my service.
I made Linda Lovelace gag.
 

Skit

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I am a witch doctor and I live in an asylum.
 
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twst1up

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I bonked my wife's older sister before I started dating my wife...:h5:

So when my bro in law gets on my nerves I can just give him a look and he shuts up..
That's hot

Soooooo many questions. We cant let this shit slide.
Either you start a thread... or I will.
 
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