Straight men get dumber just thinking women are nearby: study

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March 13, 2012
Straight men get dumber just thinking women are nearby: study
By Adriana Barton
Globe and Mail Blog
Researchers found that men to do worse on cognitive tasks just by thinking about interacting with a woman

Guys may not admit it, but some really are struck dumb when women are near.

At least, that's what a study from Radboud University []Archives of Sexual Behavior, Online First in the Netherlands would have us believe.

Researchers found that men to do worse on cognitive tasks just by thinking about interacting with a woman, Gizmodo reports []Just Thinking Women Are Nearby Makes Men Dumber.

The study was published in November in the Archives of Sexual Behavior, but it's had a delayed impact online. (Perhaps all those nerdy bloggers were distracted by women in the vicinity.)

For the study, researchers recruited 71 male and female participants (all heterosexual) and had them complete a Stroop test [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/stroop_effect] as a baseline measure of their cognitive functioning.

Participants then completed a lip-reading test in front of a webcam, and were told that an observer of either the same or opposite sex was watching them. Afterwards, participants redid the Stroop test to determine changes in their cognitive state.

Sure enough, men performed worse on Stroop tasks after pseudo-interactions with female observers. Women, however, scored the same before and after the lip-reading exercise.

The findings are consistent with previous studies showing cognitive impairments in men after an interaction with the opposite sex, researchers noted.

The difference is that in this study, men didn't interact with women directly and had no idea whether she was hot or not.

"Together, these results suggest that an actual interaction is not a necessary prerequisite for the cognitive impairment effect to occur," the researchers concluded.

That doesn't bode well for men doing business with female colleagues over a computer or by phone.

But the reason for the men's temporary brain freeze is unclear. The Dutch researchers theorized it could be due to men's instinctive search for mating opportunities. (But aren't women on the search too?) Another theory is that men feel constant social pressure to impress women, which strains their cognitive resources.

That might explain why Raj, the geeky astrophysicist on TV's Big Bang Theory [http://www.cbs.com/shows/big_bang_theory], can't speak when a woman who isn't a family member is around (unless he self-medicates his selective mutism with alcohol).

If the findings are correct, the research sheds light on why Marilyn Monroe and bombshells of her ilk have made a habit of playing dumb: to make men suffering brain malfunction feel better.
 

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Well duh!

Everytime I think a woman is listening I have to quit using logic too.
 

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Pft--Everybody knows there aren't any straight men in the Netherlands---
 

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In my experience i have to spend a year or two with a woman for me to become dumber. Well it did with the ones i have chosen so far.:D

:hmm: Short term it might have something to do with blood pressure and where the blood is flowing to.
 

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Have you seen some of the posts in the Afterhours? OF COURSE it's true. :laugh2:
 

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I could see where they are coming from. I know everytime a fox walks near I can't help but zone out momentarily and lose my focus. It's embedded in my dna.
 

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I could have told you that. I have done some really stupid crap to make girls laugh all in the name of trying to get their number :laugh2: Oh the stories my future wife will tell :laugh2:
 

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My wife seems to think I'm dumber when she's around.

In reality I'm always dumber. I just tell her I'm brighter when she's not around 'cause there's no way for her to prove me wrong. :laugh2:
 

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I wouldn't say i get 'dumber' but i do believe whatever task i'm doing, no matter how important-- my brain starts focusing on how to get from point a to point vagina
 

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Vaginas make you crazy.

That is why "Bitches Be Crazy!"

and they make us crazy when we are around them.

But they sure are fun to play with!

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I rember in junior high, i was walking thru the fire lane (road access thru the school for fire trucks) the walls were like 14 to 16 inches high..Had my arms full of books, goin from class to class...Then I noticed Shannon, i had the hots for her and she did for me..So I looked back while she was looking back...Me not realizing that just 2 more steps, that lil wall was goin to tumble my ass straight to the ground, books and papers fvckin flyin everywhere...lol We were together along time after that humiliating moment.....just goes to show you can be a fvckhead around them ladies, and they might like that retardness....
 

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