Steven Segal

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And that's going in my sig :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

As funny as it is, and as much as I like M&M, Alex ain't gonna let that fly for a sig line spelled the way it is.

Sorry.. :)
 

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Don't forget his distant cousin, Eddie Van Segal:

 

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As funny as it is, and as much as I like M&M, Alex ain't gonna let that fly for a sig line spelled the way it is.

Sorry.. :)

Oh, darn... How can I edit it to keep it in my sig, or is it pretty much just unusable?
 

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Probably best dump it.... We gotta give Dave at least the morning on a weekend before working him up.
Let the guy finish his damn coffee. :)
Don't worry... I spout a constant stream of silly sh¡t.....
There's more where that came from. Stay tuned. :thumb:
 

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I liked that first Under Siege,wasnt bad. Ole Gary Busey(Well,him and Tommy Lee Jones and whoever that hot chick was) made it for me,though. Him dressed as woman?? Thats some funny ****,I dont care who you are.:laugh2: :laugh2:
 

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Maybe it was my age, or just the point in history, but I dug those early films. The early ones with three word titles: Above the Law, Marked for Death, Out for Justice, etc. Silly plots, of course, but fun to watch him mess people up. There was always supposed to be some mystery about his background, I think he claims to have worked for the CIA or something bizarre. I also remember there were people questioning his martial arts background, suggesting he made up alot of his supposed accomplishments. He is SO strange now. Fat, and wearing some kind of coal black toupee. I think he was on the verge of being mainstream at one time, but that ship has sailed.
 

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Probably best dump it.... We gotta give Dave at least the morning on a weekend before working him up.
Let the guy finish his damn coffee. :)
Don't worry... I spout a constant stream of silly sh¡t.....
There's more where that came from. Stay tuned. :thumb:

:laugh2:

Yeah, I've seen your name in a few sig lines. Always golden. :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
 

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Pinocchio is less wooden that Stephen Segal. Awful actor, but a bad ass for sure.
 

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Under Siege was good back in the day. Obviously not high art or anything but a fun movie nonetheless.

M&M's post :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
 

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Love Steven Seagal.
 

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The only good seagals in existence are the topless ones, singing to sailors from the rocks.
 

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No he's not a great actor but in all fairness he's just the cook.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqaCBDy39KU[/ame]
 

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I'm gonna take you to the bank senator Trent..... The blood bank
 

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Never liked him or his movies. There's s reason why he faded quickly. He sucked!
 

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Under Siege was good back in the day. Obviously not high art or anything but a fun movie nonetheless.

M&M's post :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

Exactly. He makes action adventure movies to entertain, and if they are fun, they did their job.
 

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