Steve Harris of Iron Maiden is the highest ranking member of the illuminati

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And the other band members are very powerful members too, Nicko is almost as powerful as madonna.

I have proof.

Yes I do.

Also they got rid of Paul because he didn't want to dominate the world, he just wanted to sing, so they sent him to Brazil where he could sing to metal-head audiences without becoming famous enough so his anti illuminati rants would be taken as serious.

Look up every other past member, they have disappeared from the biz, and nobody know a thing about them. Word on the internet is poor Blaze Bayley got sent to Guantanamo or one of those weird US prison boats just because he didn't want to have anything to do with sacramental orgies.


So now I present you proof of Iron Maiden's involvement:




A pyramid :shock:




A one eyed totem:




A pyramid WITH an eye:




A Illuminati orgy-party-pizza-meeting:




And the most disturbing:

A illuminati priest :Ohno:



Don't see it? Look closer... there's an eye:shock:








And don't forget you read it first from The Absolute Master Of The Ancient Art Of Bullshitting.:applause:
 

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:hmm: ...now where did I leave that "like" button...? :hmm: ...I'ma like this thread and thank for it...

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoW9czgQBqE]I Love You - Patrick Star - YouTube[/ame]

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:hmm: ...now where did I leave that "like" button...? :hmm: ...I'ma like this thread and thank for it...

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So THAT'S who I've been taking my orders from all along?

Damn! I thouht it was Lemmy!

--R :hmm:
 

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Maiden RULES!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upjzLiDBpSM&feature=related]Iron maiden - die with your boots on (live 03) - YouTube[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hebZV0l0Lng"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hebZV0l0Lng[/ame]

 

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Fricking Bazookas Thunds
You have enlightened me to
what i have always suspected
Iron Maiden without Paul Di'Anno
Clive Burr and
Dennis Stratton
Are Insipid twits
 

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I was possessed for 2 hours when they played in Sweden last summer and now I know why. Thundergod you have opened my eyes :bowdown:bowdown
 
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That would explain how they got a record deal, cuz it sure as hell wasn't because of stellar songwriting :laugh2:
 

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At first when I saw this thread I was like: F**k not this shit again
When I realised that it was you I was like: :laugh2:
 




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