Steppin' in Dog Shit

[Daniel]

What's that smell?

Why, I do believe, that's the smell of Dog Shit.

Why is it so strong in the car... ?

Why? Because you've stepped in dog shit ************ and not only is it on your shoes it's now ground into the carpet of the BMW...

Wait!!! No!!!! Don't check... ****!

See now...

You've got it on your fingers and there isn't a ****in' thing you can do about it because you're already on the freeway... ****in' IDIOT.



One more reason to like cats.

 

[Nightrain]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g02WR0OZ0MA&feature=fvwrel]Lynyrd Skynyrd - That Smell (lyrics) - YouTube[/ame]

 

[skingy]

 

[Sin Nombre]

 

[Hack]

The perfect dog for you:

 

[cwness]

I suppose when walking and not watching where you going and step in holes and fall down you blame it on gophers.

CW

 

[Hamtone]

Fk cats the dog just didnt have a good owner

 

[leftyguitarman]

I stepped in dogshit while leaving a bar one cold winter night. Had the heat cranking in my car, got about a mile from the bar and started gagging. I was on a three mile bridge with no shoulder so I couldn't pull over either. I had to scrape it off my gas and brake pedal too. It was horrible.

 

[Engel]

I HATE stepping in dog shit. I have thought about putting a sign up in my yard asking people to please pick up after their dogs, as a public sidewalk runs right by my yard.

 

[leftyguitarman]

I HATE stepping in dog shit. I have thought about putting a sign up in my yard asking people to please pick up after their dogs, as a public sidewalk runs right by my yard.

There's one guy who walks by my house on occasion and lets his dog shit in our yard. Next time he does it, I'm walking out front and throwing it at him. I'm dead serious. Leaving your dog's shit in someone's yard is utter disrespect. I know the dog doesn't know any different, but the owner should.

 

[coldsteal2]

lets just say i never walk on my lawn anymore

 

[Hairless_Ape]

 

[Groove Toad]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY7ZX6ngOSs]Cheech and Chong- Dog Shit - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Hack]

I HATE stepping in dog shit. I have thought about putting a sign up in my yard asking people to please pick up after their dogs, as a public sidewalk runs right by my yard.

 

[Daniel]

I suppose when walking and not watching where you going and step in holes and fall down you blame it on gophers.

CW

Where I was walking the ground unfortunately all looks like dog shit...

 

[Engel]

There's one guy who walks by my house on occasion and lets his dog shit in our yard. Next time he does it, I'm walking out front and throwing it at him. I'm dead serious. Leaving your dog's shit in someone's yard is utter disrespect. I know the dog doesn't know any different, but the owner should.

At my last place of residence I found dogshit right in front of my door a couple of times. I wondered if somebody put it there on purpose... then I found the culprit. It was a dog that some neighbors were letting run out to shit (which is illegal as there is a leash law). It would come to MY front door and shit on my welcome mat. Son of a bitch. I caught it in the act and chased it away before it could pinch off. It hovered around waiting for me to leave so it could shit. I called animal control and they got the mother ****er.

 

[mudfinger]

Dan: I used to live up your way. Back then, NOBODY gave a rat's ass about when and where their dog took a dump, unless it was right by the post office on main street.

Better days, they were. Watch your step!

 

[coldsteal2]

that would cause me to go into a major Rage!

 

[BuzzHaze]

There's a lady who walk her 2 little dogs by my place. I see them now and then in the mornings. One morning I saw one of her dogs piss on my Mustang rear tire & rim so I yelled out the window at her. She acted like she had no control of her little dog by shrugging...meanwhile she's standing there silently watching him piss on my Aluminium racing rims. I had noticed there was a discoloration on them a number of times but I didn't know what it was so I'd just spray and clean it with metal cleaner.

It's hard to believe that some dog owners think it's ok to watch their dog piss on your car. I love animals but I don't always think highly of their owners haha!!! Anyway, after talking to her a few times and laughing about her dog pissing on a Ford (gearhead joke) She has trained them NOT to lift a leg on the police Mustang.

 

[Deftone]

Stepping in Dog shit is not cool. I clean up after my dog, even at the dog park.

My neighbor's cat used to use my front yard as it's litter box. It shit all over my lawn and my driveway, every day. I tried everything, but it was old and it just would not stop. It was so slow I could have easily caught it, but I couldn't bring myself to do anything to it. It finally died of old age.

It's owners not the animal. These are the same neighbor's whose dog broke through my fence and attacked my dog. It attacked my other dog in my front yard as well.