Sometimes I think about killing and eating my neighbors

Meatwad

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When they moo at night, it sounds just like my phone on vibrate, and I'm a light sleeper.
 

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It's kind of a drag since they fixed the fence that goes between our properties.
They used to get out all the time and stop traffic.

I'd sit here and play guitar while sipping coffee, watching the cow chasers rounding them all up.:applause:

Moo.
 

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It must smell something fierce at your homestead!
I grew up on a farm. Smells like Heaven to me... Much better than city smells.... :D

We had Horses, Cows, Pigs and Chickens. A potpourri of all kinds of shit.
Could get pretty rank on a Southern 100* day, but I wouldn't have it any other way. :)
 

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Cows, pigs, and chickens live in perfect harmony........in an omelette....in my belly.
 

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The cow in the barnyard goes MOOMOOMOO.
The cow in the barnyard goes MOOOOOOOO!
I hit him on the head and now he's dead.
Lotsa burgers for me and you.
 

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I've been taking care of a herd of cows for about a month now. I like them. There like giant cats. Tons of individual personalities. I'm having a harder time eating beef lately.
 

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I live on a main drag in a college town


( sometimes I think about killing and eating my neighbors too )
 

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It's always fun to shoot cows in the ass with a low powered BB gun to watch them buck around. :laugh2:


Did I really say that? :shock:
 

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Trust me, it can be worse, oh so worse [shudder].
 


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